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[sosbrigade]

!!! ATTENTION DRAMADRAMADUCK !!!

It has come to my attention that this place has absolutely no leader that anyone's aware of. None. This is a completely unorganized mess. Total anarchy! No team to enforce rules -- because we have absolutely no rules at all! I could go kidnap someone from another world and kick their timeline in the face and nobody can do diddly squat about it because I'm not breaking any rules.

SO. WE NEED TO VOTE ON A LEADER -- and also people we can put in charge of various things like worldhop regulation for when someone kills a ton of people and hides out in someone elses moon. We need a list of people with those capabilities. And we need an official welcome committee that lists said rules and proves it's actually real to everyone coming in so nobody's going completely clueless in denial for a week.

Let's establish some basic ground rules and have a person we can trust to enforce this. We'll vote on the leader and important positions. For this post we need actual nominees so comment below.

Candidates:
For DDD President*
- Haruhi Suzumiya
- Azula
- Doc Scratch
- Eames
- Gellert Grindelwald
- Karen Minazuki
- Kefka
- Scrooge McDuck
- Shelly de Killer
- A vampire

For DDD Police Chief
- Yuri Nakamura

For DDD Mascot
- Ravage
- Issei Ryudo

For DDD Science Committee
- Dr. Franken Stein
- Dr. Jane Foster

I'm only there in case everyone else is too chicken. We'd be better of with someone with experience or trustworthiness or wicked laser beams. Yuri already has a team put together we can mobilize into a force so you need to step up your game if you want a shot at Police Chief.

*Leader title pending.

Comments

[tenminutes]

Pass.

[sosbrigade]

What!? Why?

[sandinmyboots]

I vote myself for leader. I'm experienced, trustworthy, and I employ wicked laser beams.

[sosbrigade]

Okay! What's your name, creepy alien clown?

[oceanicbutterfly]

I, Karen Minazuki, hereby announce my candidacy for the position of DDD President.

[sosbrigade]

You got it!

[originaldragoon]

Do you honestly think something like this would hold in a place like this?

[sosbrigade]

Of course it would! You get something to work everywhere on here.

[madeitsquare]

This is a terrible idea.

[sosbrigade]

Is not. Nobody asked you.

[voice]

[docfoul]

I would remove Kefka from that list, if I were you.

[voice]

[sosbrigade]

Too late. He's already on there. If you don't like it don't vote for him later.

[im_wavin]

Oh oh!!! Can I be the mascot????

[sosbrigade]

Sure! What are you called? We need mascots. I was hoping for a duck but I'll take what I can get.

[video]

[material_guy]

What if the people don't want a democracy?

[video]

[sosbrigade]

Then overthrow our leader when we appoint one and be a dictator.

[notjustathief]

You know what? I'm throwing my hat in for this nomination thing.

[sosbrigade]

Alright! What was your name again?

[thefairynator]

I, Jorgen Von Strangle, toughest fairy in the universe, also want to be a part of dis. I am capable of providing da world hops when needed.

Also! Why is Kefka on dis list?

[sosbrigade]

For mascot?

Why not? Everyone gets a shot. He seems nice.

[glimmerous_fop]

Yeah...this is a system that's definitely going to hold.

Will we be having elections every four months?

[sosbrigade]

Another negative person. You guys are idiots.

No. It might end up a monarchy.

[facepalms]

"Wicked laser beams." Are you serious, Haruhi?

[sosbrigade]

Of course I'm serious! It's a place filled with the supernatural! The leader should have some kind of power and lasers are cool.

[occultistpeter]

What happens if someone continues to jump over different worlds to escape? If they could jump once...

[sosbrigade]

We destroy them.

[starblaze]

... I didn't think this place needed a leader...

always video~

[hugmyscythe]

[You are most correct, Shooter. There are no such rules, no enforcement. Sound familiar? Giving this place rules and a leader would not make it more interesting, but boring.]

[grimdarkseer]

Scratch needs to be off that list, right now.
Not that I expect anyone to be foolish enough to vote for him, but then I hadn't expected anyone to be foolish enough to list him in the first place.

[voice]

[docfoul]

And yet, you have no complaints regarding Kefka?

[dekillerqueen]

Young lady, why is my name on this list?

[sosbrigade]

You were nominated, obviously.

[selfished]

You realise that there's no way something like this is going to work, right? I mean, it's not like everyone will just decide to listen to one person.

[sosbrigade]

It'll work. Everyone voted for that person. Geez you people are such downers.

[chaosgoddess]

[It will be so beautiful to see how this eventually fail. But eris doesn't approve or organization and rules.]

I want to join the presidential race.

[sosbrigade]

Alright! Name?

[screwloose]

Oh boy. This can't possibly go wrong in any way.

I officially nominate myself to continue as head of the science department.

[sosbrigade]

Nope!

And you are?

[embersandashes]

I think most of your presidential candidates only submitted themselves as jokes.

[sosbrigade]

Really? They'll just have to accept the consequences later.

[philoxidizes]

An excellent idea. May I nominate Jane Foster for a science committee?

[sosbrigade]

Of course it is! You can nominate for whoever.

[darklycharming]

Nobody is going to be my leader.

[sosbrigade]

So run for being the leader if you got a problem with it.

[the_visitor]

What, exactly could a president do? And why should we listen to your flawed democracy?

[sosbrigade]

How many stuck up jerks we got in this place? If you don't like it put yourself in charge and unflaw it.

[quicktoreward]

Something needs to be done about this place, all right. I support this idea! There are too many innocents getting hurt.

I'm behind this one hundred percent.

[sosbrigade]

Alright! You got sense to you!

[jesus_is_gundam]

Why are you arranging this?

[sosbrigade]

Isn't that obvious?