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[sosbrigade]

!!! ATTENTION DRAMADRAMADUCK !!!

It has come to my attention that this place has absolutely no leader that anyone's aware of. None. This is a completely unorganized mess. Total anarchy! No team to enforce rules -- because we have absolutely no rules at all! I could go kidnap someone from another world and kick their timeline in the face and nobody can do diddly squat about it because I'm not breaking any rules.

SO. WE NEED TO VOTE ON A LEADER -- and also people we can put in charge of various things like worldhop regulation for when someone kills a ton of people and hides out in someone elses moon. We need a list of people with those capabilities. And we need an official welcome committee that lists said rules and proves it's actually real to everyone coming in so nobody's going completely clueless in denial for a week.

Let's establish some basic ground rules and have a person we can trust to enforce this. We'll vote on the leader and important positions. For this post we need actual nominees so comment below.

Candidates:
For DDD President*
- Haruhi Suzumiya
- Azula
- Doc Scratch
- Eames
- Gellert Grindelwald
- Karen Minazuki
- Kefka
- Scrooge McDuck
- Shelly de Killer
- A vampire

For DDD Police Chief
- Yuri Nakamura

For DDD Mascot
- Ravage
- Issei Ryudo

For DDD Science Committee
- Dr. Franken Stein
- Dr. Jane Foster

I'm only there in case everyone else is too chicken. We'd be better of with someone with experience or trustworthiness or wicked laser beams. Yuri already has a team put together we can mobilize into a force so you need to step up your game if you want a shot at Police Chief.

*Leader title pending.

Comments

[originaldragoon]

What in Soa's name is a 'fuzzy?'

[precursorstone_gun_nest]

I don't even know. Probably some weird Earth thing.

[originaldragoon]

It does not even make sense to call you something like that. You are not fuzzy to begin with.

[precursorstone_gun_nest]

She said it was something about my ears. Which is weird, because they aren't, either.

[originaldragoon]

It really is.

[precursorstone_gun_nest]

I don't think she's quite right in the head.

Oh, well. At least she isn't trying to take over or destroy the world. She says herself she's only on the list in case nobody signs up.