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[glbgolyb]

I t)(ink somet)(ing is wrong wit)( Krabsnack.
I keep trying to talk to )(im about t)(e COMMUNITY, but )(e just gets grumpy like a dumb guppy and says )(e doesn't understand w)(at I'm talking about and won't carp wit)( me at all!
W)(at )(appened to )(im? )(e isn't always T)(IS MUC)( of a mot)(erglubber!

Comments

[egderp]

it probably kicked him off and he forgot.
it happened to aradia too!
actually, i think it happens a lot.
the community is kind of a big jerk.
:c

[glbgolyb]

T)(at's not fair t)(oug)(.
)(e was supposed to )(elp me.
Glub.
38(

[egderp]

oh jeez, that isn't fair at all. i'm sorry, feferi...
if he comes back i am going to give him a big talking-to!
what was he supposed to help you with?

[glbgolyb]

)(e was supposed to )(elp me be strong t)(roug)( t)(e w)(ole MURD--ER t)(ing.

[egderp]

ohhhhh. that sucks.
but you still have us, right?
you can talk to us about the whole murder thing!
except maybe it's not the same, since we're humans and the others will be involved in the murder thing i guess...
... um, what murder thing is this?

[glbgolyb]

T)(is is t)(e -Eridan, Kanaya and Sollux murder t)(ing!
R-EM-EMB-ER?

[grimdarkseer]

Perhaps the community just got sick of him and kicked him out of the exclusive knowing about this place club.

[glbgolyb]

But t)(at's dumb.

[grimdarkseer]

I can't say I entirely blame it.
Sometimes I wonder how you all even manage to deal with him on a continual basis without wanting to ram something sharp through his occipital lobe.

[glbgolyb]

)(e is very MOTIVATING and always knows w)(at to do!
T)(at is w)(y )(e is our L-EAD-------ER.

[grimdarkseer]

Well he can still do that.
Just without subjecting the rest of the community to it.
Though if it makes you feel better I suppose I could attempt to emulate his nigh-inimitable style now and again.

[glbgolyb]

T)(ere are t)(ings I can't tell )(im now t)(oug)( t)(at I need )(is )(elp wit)(.
And I can't tell )(im because t)(ey are about t)(e FUTUR-------E.

[grimdarkseer]

Hmm.
That is tricky, particularly with your Time player also no longer being here.
Still, there must be someone left who can assist.

[glbgolyb]

Carpkat was t)(e only ot)(er troll in my timeline w)(o could also access t)(e community..
38(

[grimdarkseer]

And it has to be someone in your timeline? What about those who might be futher ahead?

[glbgolyb]

I t)(ink t)(at at t)(is point everyone else IS furt)(er a)(ead.

[grimdarkseer]

Which makes them rather well-placed to advise you on how you can avoid your fate.
Assuming such a thing is possible.

[glbgolyb]

But t)(en t)(at will doom my entire timeline.
I don't want to be responsible for everyone dying just because I feel a little frig)(tened.

[grimdarkseer]

Hence the assuming it would be possible part.
If nothing else perhaps they will be able to reassure you.

[glbgolyb]

Yea)(.
I guess I can ask t)(em.

[grimdarkseer]

It certainly couldn't hurt.

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Just like Karkat!
Whining and complaining when the least little thing throws him for a loop.
One of these days he will literally start shitting diamonds.

[glbgolyb]

No t)(is is more w)(ining t)(an usual!
I don't like it, I t)(ink t)(e community broke )(im.

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Maaaaaaaaybe........
He forgot????????
I guess that can happen sometimes.
It really pisses me off, knowing that this place can mess with your head like that!

[glbgolyb]

T)(at is w)(at I )(ave been told, but I still don't like it.
O)( well, I guess me and you will just )(ave to become t)(e B-EST-EST OF FRONDS INST-EAD!
>38888)

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Peixes, I always knew you were smarter than the average douchebag I get saddled with!
It is retarded, the degree to which I'm more capa8le than Karkat.
He couldn't find his shame glo8es with two hands and a map!
Whereas I don't even HAVE any. >::::)

[glbgolyb]

T)(at probubbly means you will )(ave a clawful )(ard time finding yours, too.
)(ee)(ee.

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Ooh, look who's so sharp she just might cut herself!

[glbgolyb]

I learn from t)(e basst.

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Oh yeah????????
I'd 8etter 8e the one waving her fishy fins around in that pun!

[glbgolyb]

Yeeeeeeees.
Nobody is quite as )(orribubble as you.

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

One day, if you try reeeeeeeeally hard, you might 8e a8le to reach my level of 8eing awesomely 8adass in every way!
You've got like this 8u88ly shit you do, and that's pretty smart.
Haha, sometimes even I forget how nasty you can 8e!

[glbgolyb]

I like t)(e word ADORABLOODT)(IRSTY better.

[sandinmyboots]

Another one missing? That's a pity.

[glbgolyb]

I do not t)(ink pity )(as anyt)(ing to do wit)( it!
It is very sad t)(oug)(.

[sandinmyboots]

Oh sorry! Human pity, not troll pity! I still get those mixed up, I almost never have to deal with it.

Do you still need help with all the murders?

[glbgolyb]

I do not need )(-ELP, reely.
I just wanted someone to glub to about t)(em.

[sandinmyboots]

I can do that. I was also thinking of trying to stop them, if that's ok with you.

[HE WILL SAVE A TROLL TO PISS OFF DOC SCRATCH AND WIN EVEN IF IT KILLS HIM]

[glbgolyb]

)(e)(e, I do not t)(ink t)(at will work out )(ow you t)(ink it will work out!
But yes, you can try if you would like.

[sandinmyboots]

I know about doomed timelines! I'd have to get you out before it ended and you could go live with Homura or something! It's worth a shot!

[glbgolyb]

Being trapped in a doomed timeline isn't w)(at I'm afraid of.
CR-EATING a doomed timeline is t)(e problem!
If I am supposed to die in t)(e alp)(a timeline, I need to die.
Avoiding it will only doom my timeline and get everyone else krilled because of my own s)(ellfis)(ness.

[sandinmyboots]

So? You're all going to die anyway. Do you love the rest of the world that strongly that you'd die for it?

[glbgolyb]

W)(o says everyone is going to die anyway?
A few of us will die, yes.
But I would rat)(er be one of t)(e few w)(o died t)(an t)(e one responsible for dooming everyone w)(o would )(ave lived.

[Voice]

[wishingpink]

Oh, sweetie don't worry about that too much. Sometimes people forget that they've been on here.

Or they're from a time when they haven't been on here yet.

[glbgolyb]

I don't like that at all. It feels like I have lost a very important frond, even though he is sitting right next to me yelling at his keyboard.

[wishingpink]

It's not the nicest thing this place give you, but you still remember right? So you haven't forgot whatever crazy things you've both done at least.

[glbgolyb]

Heehee, yes, I still remember! The sad eels are still there though, because we can't talk about the same things we used to anemonemore.

[wishingpink]

[Let her get around those fish puns, Feferi before she answers.]

They'll stay but there's that little bit of good news to it too. Plus...with how crazy this place gets, somewhere down the line it might be a good thing.