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[defactonation]

Just wanted to remind everyone about the Official Sealand Shop! If you have ever wanted to be a Lord, Lady, Baron, or Baroness, we sell noble titles, some with deeds personally signed with Prince Michael! We also have flags, t-shirts, mugs, wristbands, stamps and coins.

I'd really appreciate it if you at least looked at the merchandise. My boss has been bothering me about it since he found out about this place.

Comments

[sosbrigade]

Wouldn't the noble title be unofficial since the entire thing is unofficial?

[defactonation]

What are you talking about? It's given by the actual royal family.

[sosbrigade]

But it isn't a real royal family, is it?

[defactonation]

Yes it is!

[pinksugargirl]

[obviously Chibiusa needs some stuff that says "I ♥ Sealand".]

I'll take a look!

[defactonation]

[Obviously.]

Thanks. He's been hassling me a lot lately.

[pinksugargirl]

Your boss? Is he a mean guy?

[defactonation]

Nah, he's actually pretty cool! Just, you know, business opportunity for Sealand, can't pass it up.

[pinksugargirl]

Alright. I'll be sure to buy something then. Any suggestions?

[catears]

I'll buy one!!

[ How do you say no to little shota boys.. ]

[defactonation]

Thank you for supporting Sealand!

[makewayforroze]

I didn't think it was possible to buy a title.

[defactonation]

Do you want one?

[makewayforroze]

I'm afraid I don't have a lot to spend but I'll take a look. [She wants to help out.]

[defactonation]

Thank you~ They're cheap, and every little bit counts.

[makewayforroze]

Is our money the same? It was different when I went into the other world's to buy Christmas gifts. No one there used Cenz.

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[hawkblocker]

You can buy titles, huh... I thought those had to be given for services to the royal family, or inherited?

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[defactonation]

We don't really need many services.

Voice

[hawkblocker]

Running low on money instead?

Voice

[defactonation]

Pretty much, yeah. Building ventures are expensive.

Voice

[hawkblocker]

We don't have much use for money here, but I'm pretty sure those ships we raided from Begnion had some on it. I'll take a look for you.

...I'm not even sure if our money would count in your country, though. It's just plain gold.

[notjustathief]

You sell noble titles? Tell me more.

[defactonation]

Thirty Sealander dollars will get you a deed of Noble Title Ownership for, let's say, a Lord or Lady. For fifteen extra dollars, this deed can be personally signed by Prince Michael.

[notjustathief]

And how much is a Sealander dollar compared to, say, British pounds?

[defactonation]

1.5745 Sealander dollar to the British pound. We're pegged to the American dollar right now.