nie_unschuldig: (want to know a secret?)
Schuldig ([personal profile] nie_unschuldig) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2012-02-10 02:16 am

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[Schuldig comes on screen, flipping a floppy disk between his fingers rather absentmindedly.]

I have a package I need to get from one... place to another around here [yeah place...not saying a thing about timelines]. Any suggestions or would someone be willing to help? For pay or otherwise.
material_guy: (Are-re-re?)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2012-02-10 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Wantin' to start a tab before the party?
material_guy: (Whew... (Blood removed))

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[personal profile] material_guy 2012-02-10 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
The porn thing. I got distracted havin' to take care of a workaholic, but I figure I'll hit up some people around the whole Valentine's thing coming up for some other porn to throw in and.... Ah, anyway, you wanted a delivery run?
material_guy: (Shrug)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2012-02-10 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yer gonna break porno-chick's heart... But what the hell. Keep it in mind when I need a favor.
material_guy: (Hmm...)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2012-02-10 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll hazard a guess.] This somethin' goin' to Spleen Fucker's place?
material_guy: (Are-re-re?)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2012-02-10 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
The blonde guy workin' with 'em's doin' a delivery service with flowers. Just send 'em somethin' and tell him the envelope's a personal Valentine's Day message.

[Guess who doesn't know that was filtered from you?]
material_guy: (Ponder ponder ponder...)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2012-02-10 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh? He made a big public offer----[Fist pops palm.] Ohhhh.
material_guy: (What?)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2012-02-10 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
They're really not playing fair. You're new and all...
material_guy: (Shrug)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2012-02-10 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's all right. We got a Secret Weapon, too...

I'm not good with these computer things since they don't really exist here besides mine, but there's somethin' called a lock you can do to keep people from seein' shit. Looks like you got locked out.
material_guy: (Blood in the water)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2012-02-10 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
We can still make it work.
material_guy: (Shrug)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2012-02-10 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't be suspicious of everyone, can they? He offered his services to anyone. Anyone could send 'em a personal little letter with their flowers. Anyone!

Then they can be suspicious of everyone!
material_guy: (Ponder ponder ponder...)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2012-02-11 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
I think they're playin' delivery boys. Could find someone already puttin' in an order and have 'em pass it over as a tip.

Hey. Do they know yer address? Yer kinda on the down-low or whatever you said, but if I have 'em do a delivery there, you could pass it off in person... Ah, but, porn-chick's kind of fond of 'em, so if you're gonna kill 'em on sight, that'll be a problem.
material_guy: (Shrug)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2012-02-11 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'll order a delivery to yer place, if you wanna see one of 'em in person. Just gimmie yer address.
material_guy: (Troll)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2012-02-11 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Happy Valentine's Day. Hope Porn Chick don't get too excited that I'm sendin' a guy flowers.
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[personal profile] catears 2012-02-11 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure there'll be a bunch of people sending things around for Valentine's Day.
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[personal profile] masked_god 2012-02-11 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I would be happy to help. When and where do you need it transported?
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[personal profile] masked_god 2012-02-11 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
If you can tell me where too, I should be able to transport it whenever you desire.
masked_god: (mask - smirk)

[personal profile] masked_god 2012-02-12 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. Good. If you need anything else, feel free to ask.
masked_god: (mask - smirk)

[personal profile] masked_god 2012-02-12 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
You're quite welcome. I'm happy to be of service.