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[pettedasnake]

Hi Ducks! I had the best day ever.

I got to be horny at school.

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[nie_unschuldig]

You're a teenager, isn't that normal?

[pettedasnake]

How is that normal?

[nie_unschuldig]

Teenager plus hormones usually equals horny.

[swordplay]

That sounds fun!

[pettedasnake]

It was a lot of fun! I got to dance and run around and there was a cape and everything.

[lebanese]

... That might not be the best way of phrasing that, babe.

[pettedasnake]

It's the truth. I was horny. I still am.

[whitechocolate]

Wait...

Oh, I get it. You were pretty horny...

[pettedasnake]

Finally. Someone gets it!

[makewayforroze]

I'm not sure that's the best thing to be at school.

[pettedasnake]

It was awesome. We were on the stage and everything.

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[grimdarkseer]

No-one ever taught you the meaning of overshare, did they?

[text]- See what happens when you distract her? XD

[pettedasnake]

OMG... you write in pink.

[dekillerqueen]

For goodness' sake, young miss.

[pettedasnake]

It's the truth.

[urbandev]

I'm going to assume you wore a costume of some kind...?

[pettedasnake]

Yep. I was a cow in a performance.

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[deadlydoctor]

Like...[He points to this pointy helmet.]....using horns?

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[pettedasnake]

Exactly. I was a bull for a dance. It was a lot of fun.

[singingcherubs]

Do people from your school like to over share much?

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[spiritually]

[ Okay well Natsume was taking a drink right as he was reading this and he just spits it out all over the place. Coughhackdying. Okay not dying. ]

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[pettedasnake]

Are you okay?

[im_wavin]

Horny?

[pettedasnake]

Horny like... having horns. A bull!

[fuckingnarnia]

...um...what?