[Video Post] Forward Dated to V - Day

[crackpotcrocker]

[One can hear this going on in the backround.
Meanwhile, Denzel has his tracker out that is beeping, until he comes across a strange looking cupcake]

GASP! IT CAN'T BE! IT IS! THE MAGICAL MUFFIN!

[Picks the cupcake up off the rather diry street and yes, eats the thing. As he begins to eat it questions]

Have you ever questioned if something is missing but don't know what thing is, exactly?

Comments

[video]

[grimdarkseer]

That comment about something being missing. It sounded like you were going somewhere with that.

Re: [video]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Continues to ponder deeply as he stares at Rose]

^{Mmm, I wonder if I should ask them about their feelings....}

Going somewhere with that? No, I don't... Think... I am....

[video]

[grimdarkseer]

Ask who? And, well, something must have prompted the question.

Re: [video]

[crackpotcrocker]

You. What the heck are you?

Just this feeling that something is missing in this world....

[video]

[grimdarkseer]

[Blink blink]

I'm...human? Just as I have been during every other conversation we've had.

What kind of something?

Re: [video]

[crackpotcrocker]

If you're 'human'... but you don't look like a boy... What are you? [He's serious Rose Crocker's not pulling your leg]

I DON'T IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZIER!

[video]

[grimdarkseer]

...A girl?

[Seriously, Crocker, what is wrong with you and will you let her write essays on it?]

That implies you were crazy to begin with.

Re: [video]

[crackpotcrocker]

[sssssssttttttttarrrreee]

What's a girl?

Well.... [He nods] I AM! [And proud of it] [Have some crazy laughter]

[video]

[grimdarkseer]

Tell me I don't have to give you a lesson on human biology.

Well, at least you admit to it.

[video]

[crackpotcrocker]

There's nothing in human biology about this 'girl'

[video]

[grimdarkseer]

Then I suppose I must be some mythical creature, akin to unicorns and the tooth fairy.

[Feel the sarcasm]

[video]

[crackpotcrocker]

Oh, those are real. [Still get that look like he's trying to figure you out and who you are]

[video]

[grimdarkseer]

So let me get this straight. Mystical horses with horns and a predilection for virgin maidens are real but fifty percent of the entire human race isn't?

Re: [video]

[crackpotcrocker]

Maidens? [Saying that like a new word]

Re: [video]

[grimdarkseer]

How can you have unicorns and not know what maidens are?

[video]

[crackpotcrocker]

Because my uncle has researched and seen unicorns before. UNICORNS! I mean - FAIRIES!

[video]

[grimdarkseer]

Unicorns and fairies aren't the same thing.

[Heavy sigh]

Girls are female humans. I can't get any more basic than that.

Re: [video]

[crackpotcrocker]

Yes, I know. Like I was saying, everyone in my family goes after another mythical creature then I, do.

....Ok.... and they look like you?

[video]

[grimdarkseer]

Then the insanity is hereditary. Good to know.

Some of them. We're as varied in appearance and temperament as the males of our species.

[video]

[crackpotcrocker]

Was that sarcasm?

Mmmm... These 'girls' are interesting. What's their purpose?

[video]

[grimdarkseer]

Perhaps.

At our most basic, I suppose the ensured continuance of the human race.

[video]

[crackpotcrocker]

...What makes you so special?

[video]

[grimdarkseer]

Nothing. It's just generally understood that in order to allow us to breed, there must be both males and females.