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[wasabloodknight]

I don't know who the hell thinks they're so damn funny! This shit isn't amusing!

[ooc: Ken nommed on the apple and has lost his sight until tomorrow evening. Enjoy a pissy kitten.]

Comments

[minesprettier]

What's wrong?

[wasabloodknight]

I can't see a damn thing!

[minesprettier]

Maybe it's punishment for complimenting me on something I'm not fond of.

[He's only teasing because this is weird.]

[wasabloodknight]

Ha fucking ha, Chloe. I'm serious! I can't see!

[minesprettier]

Should I find Aya and let him help you?

[wasabloodknight]

I don't need any help.

[minesprettier]

I can imagine you saying that only until you run into a wall for the first time.

[wasabloodknight]

I'm not going to run into a-... ow. Shit.

[Chair. XD]

[minesprettier]

[Yep, he's totally laughing at you.]

And that would be a chair.

[wasabloodknight]

... Chloe, this is really freaking me out and you're laughing at me. Real fucking classy.

[minesprettier]

Laughter is the only way I can cope with this right now. I don't know what else to do or suggest aside from thinking about what caused it.

[wasabloodknight]

Nice to know I can give you such a good chuckle.

... I really have no idea. It started after I got back from my morning jog.

[minesprettier]

Hopefully you two can make sense of it. I don't have any ideas of things you two might have done or eaten or people you talked to on the network.

[wasabloodknight]

I hope so.

[redlikecrimson]

[You think you're not happy? There's a cat landing on your shoulder now.]

[wasabloodknight]

[And this would be Ken freaking the hell out because hello, can't see the cat.]

[redlikecrimson]

Calm down. It's me.

[wasabloodknight]

... when the hell did you get a cat?

[redlikecrimson]

I am the cat.

[wasabloodknight]

[Freak him out again, Aya. You'll lose your perch.]

... quit joking around. Did Chloe put you up to this or something?

[redlikecrimson]

[Somehow stays up there...there are advantages to being a cat.]

Why would I joke about something like this?

[wasabloodknight]

Because you have a shitty sense of humor!

[redlikecrimson]

I will scratch you.

[wasabloodknight]

Oh come on. I'm still not buying it.

[redlikecrimson]

The voice you're hearing is right next to your ear, correct?

[wasabloodknight]

... pretty close, yeah.

[redlikecrimson]

[He moves his cat mouth right up against Ken's ear and talks again.]

I. Am. A. Cat.

[wasabloodknight]

[Ken reaches out to his side to feel for a familiar body... but it's not there so he reaches up and hello, fur.]

... okay, this just got really weird.

[redlikecrimson]

Yes. Now take three steps forward then turn around slowly and you will be able to sit down without falling.

[He's helping now.]

[wasabloodknight]

[Once he's done as told and settled himself down, he sighs and absently reaches up to stroke soft fur.]

... thanks. Chloe was too busy laughing at me to be much help.

[redlikecrimson]

[Petting should not feel this good. Jumping down into Ken's lap, he curls up to settle there for awhile.]

He was too busy telling me that he'd bring me to you if I let him pet me.

[wasabloodknight]

[The petting will continue as long as he's where Ken can find him.]

... jerk.

[redlikecrimson]

[It doesn't take long before those eyes slowly droop down and he just relaxes with the petting. Keep it up and he'll start purring next.]

[wasabloodknight]

[There's no pause in the stroking.]

[redlikecrimson]

[That, Ken? That is your boyfriend purring.]

[wasabloodknight]

[As put off as Ken is, the sound makes him smile, just a little.]

... not sure I've ever heard anything quite like that.

[redlikecrimson]

Hear what?

[He doesn't realize that he's purring.]

[wasabloodknight]

[He shifts the stroking to gentle scratches just behind and between Aya's ears.]

Mm. Nothing.

[redlikecrimson]

[The purring gets louder for that. Apparently kitty!Aya likes being scratched and petted there.]

[wasabloodknight]

You're purring.

[redlikecrimson]

Hm?

[wasabloodknight]

You're sitting in my lap, purring.

[redlikecrimson]

I'm not purring.

[wasabloodknight]

[Have a nice scratch behind the ears, Aya. Listen for yourself.]

Mhm.

[redlikecrimson]

[Oh fine...he'll confess.]

I didn't realize it would feel this good.

[wasabloodknight]

I promise I won't harass you about it later.

[redlikecrimson]

I appreciate that.