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haha i guess im an excellent drunk baber
*babe :*
*no really baker
didnt find any suspicious boxes round but i did find a perfect lookin cupake right next to my head
shit was delish
weird as all fuck tho

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The community's an excellent baker too, I hear.

o yeah
this some kinda welcome present

Holiday present, probably.

so like a valentines present
tahts kinda nice i guess???
did u get one too or somethin

Saving mine for dessert later, it's not good for me to eat sugar early in the morning.

p sure its afternoon here sooooo im golden

Lucky you! Enjoy that cupcake guilt-free.

eheheh yeah already did
so
im roxy

Heather. Charmed to meet you.

uh yeah me too
charmed i mean
so are you a crazy alien too or waht

Human as they come, though I might be a bit foreign.

are you frensch

Crimean. Which is close enough.

you just woke up and ate a random cupcake?
ooooh man roxy, that was a bad idea. :c
it's totally a community virus cupcake!
now all kinds of crazy shit is going to happen to you. probably.

yheah dirk already yelled at me its cool i got it
man fuck the comm tho that shits fine
i got bigger fishy aliens to fry

i dunno, i've heard that the comm can do some pretty bad stuff.
it might just want to celebrate valentine's day, though.
besides, if you want to eat cake, it's your funeral.
what kind of fishy aliens are you frying?
not sea-dwelling trolls, i hope.

yeah thats right
not fef tho shes silly + cute
im tlakin bout the batterwitch

oh man.
you ate the cupcake, two?
ii've been told iit makes you fliirty.

... uh. You know that cake's probably gonna make weird stuff happen to you now, right?

so ive been told
w e l p
ate it now so

Geez.

Any ideas about what it's gonna do yet?

i got nothin
guess im gonna be treatin this like a double blind trail
*trial
woop woop time 4 science

"Double blind trial"?

yeah youve got some sweet meds youre rryin out
so you give some ppl the real one some ppl a fake
but you dont know which is wich

What's the point of giving people fake ones?

its so you know theyre not just makin shit up
an goin OH MAN I CAN FEEL IT WORKIN
when theyre juust a lyin sack of shit

You ate it?

i rolled over onto it so yeah basically

And it didn't occur to you that perhaps eating something of origin unknown would be a bad idea?

u and dirk need to get toegheter god
this is what we call hindsight with perfect vission
no need 4 glasses
this bitch sees it all

Get together how, exactly?
And hindsight only works if you're alive and sane enough to appreciate it.

get togehter like PALS gosh
ive learned my lesson dont eat shit or youll get hovered over all day erryday

Just making sure.
And if being hovered over is your biggest concern right now I'd consider that you've escaped lightly.

yeah thats totally it
just worryin bout hoverin here
ur avereage fesity teen girl
*feisty
triyn to beat off the MAN is all

Do I need to tell you the sass is unnecessary?

its not sass if its necessary
also pls edit that last line to
tryin to beat away the man
or not hehehehhh

I really did not need to hear that.

Changing the subject just a little.
Were you still open to a possibility of our meeting properly?

lol relax im in the middle of nohere there i am gettin up to precisely zero action
and hells yeah i am SUPREPMELY up for that
*supremely
lets rock some reuinions

It wouldn't be for me to comment if you were.
I merely expressed my desire to not hear about it.

Well, then.
If you are then I think I'm ready.

no shit rly
this is gonna be ballin
shoudl i like fig out a way to get to where you are???

It's probably better we meet somewhere neutral.
I'd hate for us to be interrupted by imps that can't appreciate when is or is not a good time to approach for a blasting.

sounds good
my place is out too for reasons
so doyou have any chums wholl let us bum around their world
as long as their world is sicknasty

I think I know the gentleman to approach.
He has been of assistance in the past and I find him to be trustworthy.

[Which is a pretty big deal for her]

ooh look whos franstizing with the gents now!!
*fratermizing

It isn't like that and you know it.
Mr De Killer is a friend, nothing more.

holy shit that is SOME NAME

It is certainly fitting for one of his profession.
But nothing that should be cause for any real alarm.

yeah it better not be
ive got two fists rpeady for his face otherwise
*ready

I assure you, he is quite the consummate professional.
Your violence, though well meant, will not be required.

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