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[trinities]

Whoever gave me this cupcake, you are soooooo at the top of my favorites list right now! There's only like five people it could be, you know, so don't be shy~ I'm gonna give you a big smooch!

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[unknownrival]

How high is the community on that list?

[trinities]

Pretty low! Why, you think this is some kinda virus?

[unknownrival]

Considering how many other people received cupcakes, it has to be.

[trinities]

Woooow, you're talking like a total scientist! You're too cute to have to get by on brains, you know.

[unknownrival]

...

What is this horrible turn this conversation has taken and how can I get it to turn the other way.

[trinities]

I don't know how I never noticed it before, but you're a total hottie!

[unknownrival]

I would really prefer it if you didn't say that.

[trinities]

Are you embarrassed? That is like, so adorable!

[unknownrival]

Well it's embarrassing!

[trinities]

Whaaaat? Haven't you ever been hit on before? Oh my God, are you, like, a virgin?

[unknownrival]

You know that's not any of your business.

[trinities]

Yes it is!

[unknownrival]

It's not! But if it will get you to be quiet, no, I'm not.

[trinities]

You're kidding me! Who was it?

[unknownrival]

About five people. You are not very good at sensing virginity today.

[trinities]

That is so totally not fair!

[unknownrival]

There's not much I can do about it.

[trinities]

You can make it up to me!

[unknownrival]

Do I want to ask how?

[trinities]

You're gonna have to take off your shirt, for starters!

[unknownrival]

All right, so I didn't want to ask how.

[trinities]

Aww, don't play hard to get! I know you want me really.

[unknownrival]

Nothing could be further from the truth.

[trinities]

Why are you being so mean?

[unknownrival]

Because I have absolutely no desire to sleep with you.

[trinities]

You're such a fucking meaniehead!

[unknownrival]

Yes, I am.

[not_that_lockon]

Much as I'd love to claim the credit for this one, I have a feeling it was probably the community playing silly buggers again.

[trinities]

That means you still owe me sweets!

[not_that_lockon]

Oh yeah?

[trinities]

Duhhhhh! Guys give girls sweets on Valentine's day. And it's not like you have a girlfriend to make jealous!

[not_that_lockon]

Guys give every girl they know sweets? First I ever heard of it.

[trinities]

It's the rules for guys who know me~!

[not_that_lockon]

You change those rules every five minutes, it's not my fault if I can't keep up.

[trinities]

It's totally and completely your fault! Your punishment is getting me double chocolate. ♥

[not_that_lockon]

You're hopeless.