[Video] - Golden Apples~~~~

[glimmerous_fop]

[And because kitties seem to be very popular have another one giving the screen a very sour look. He looks very harassed indeed and it's very little wonder as lingering in the background is a golden retriever, it's head bobbing into view every now and then like a shark circling its helpless prey.

When the kitty edges its way towards the table the dog springs into the air, its maw wide open, as if ready to turn the kitty into a healthy snack if it makes one false move. The cat hisses indignantly, bopping the dog on the nose before turning away and facing the computer.

It would have been an ordinary Persian if on it's chest there wasn't a silvery design that vaguely resembled the distinct G of Klavier's necklace. Then there was the obvious fact that the cat was typing.]

S.O.S!!!!!

Comments

[minesprettier]

Where'd the dog come from?

[glimmerous_fop]

belonged 2 big brother

[minesprettier]

I wasn't aware you had a brother.

[OOC: Chloe's own apple is in effect today. He gets to be rather talkative and more honest than usual.]

[glimmerous_fop]

i do but he is in prison



[ooc: if only Klavier were in the position to take advantage \o/]

[minesprettier]

How unfortunate. I won't ask why -- that's your business, not mine.

[glimmerous_fop]

it is a long story and since i cannot talk and have paws it would be difficult to try and relive it

[minesprettier]

Then explain it some other time if you'd like.

[glimmerous_fop]

if you have the time and the motivation to listen i would not mind

[video]

[cattish]

The typing is so troublesome. Why don't you just talk?

[video/text]

[glimmerous_fop]

Cause when I open my mouth all that comes out is meow-hiss-hiss-meow-spit-hiss-sneeze-meow

[cattish]

It's called communicating.

[glimmerous_fop]

it is not how i communicate since i am not normally a cat

[cattish]

[she rolls onto her back with a big dramatic huff.]

But this way is taking so long. Just do it anyway. Say what it is you want to say.

[video]

[glimmerous_fop]

Meow

[cattish]

See? That's much better. This way, I can understand you clearly.

[yeah she's totally a secret cat.]

[and its back to text]

[glimmerous_fop]

yeah but it is bad when i can not understand myself

[video]

[material_guy]

...

[video]

[glimmerous_fop]

Mew...? [just be fooled Greed]

[video]

[material_guy]

So he's got a cat now? [He seems to be!] Shit, is the guy opening a zoo or some kinda personal food chain? A rat, a cat, and a dog...

[video]

[glimmerous_fop]

[Alright, you've provoked him. The cat starts typing again.]

do not forget greed 2.0

and viola is a marsupial, rats do not have pouches herr

[video]

[material_guy]

[That was the goal. He's seen the long text posts. But he'll still pretend to be too lazy to read even something typed to him directly.]

But he's got a fish, too, so two foods for the cat... if the cat gets to forms of prey, it needs two hunters, too.

Maybe I should bring my dog over... I ain't trained him to do much besides pee where I point and to hunt anything smaller....

[video]

[glimmerous_fop]

[He'll give you the harassed took too and then he'll sit up on his haunches and use his front paws to turn the screen away. Your dog is not invited.]

[video]

[material_guy]

So you don't want my help? [He sounds like he's enjoying this.] With no thumbs, I dunno how you're gonna get food... Even gettin' to the kitchen safe right now's a gamble.

[video]

[glimmerous_fop]

[he's not looking at you, but he can still type]

so i will starve

rather that than to be made a meal out of by your dog

[video]

[material_guy]

Hnnn.... [He'll start reading through those above threads to see if anybody's actually going to help him; he'd rather not be too soft, but he can't exactly just leave him like that.]

And I thought you were a kind-to-animals kinda guy...