[Video] Golden apple

[hippie_hacker]

[There's a small furry hamster staring into the screen. It appears to be in distress. There's part of a half eaten golden apple near the hamster. Unless, you're an animal all you get is a bunch of squeaking.]

Someone, help me! I don't want to be cat food!

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[crackpotcrocker]

Stop with your infernal racket!

[hippie_hacker]

[The hamster chitters back and doesn't look too happy. If Crocker looks closer, he can see Langly's glasses near by.]

Always so supportive, Crocker!

[crackpotcrocker]

Wait a second- Those glasses look familair - LANGLY! What are you doing going around without your glasses on?... Wonder where he wen- [Fwakes from the background prehaps randomly perhaps not, starts to peck on top of Crocker's head] OW! FAWKES! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!

[hippie_hacker]

That's because I'm the hamster! How dense can you be?

[crackpotcrocker]

[Denzel finally shooo's Fwakes away and rubs his head] Wait a second. Langly doesn't have a hamster. There's only one logical explaination this blogsite has turned Langly into a - HAMSTER! [Slight spazz before eyeing the 'hamster'] Is that true?

Nod once if that is.

[hippie_hacker]

[Langly gave a nod in response. He turned his head toward the half eaten apple to explain what happened.]

[crackpotcrocker]

Ah ha! [Raise brow] The apples are magical? And you ate half of one which turned you into a hamster?

[hippie_hacker]

[He gave another nod.]

Hurry up and come get me, before I become cat food!

[Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Stares blanky]

What do you want me to do?

[Fawkes glides over to Denzel's shoulder and world hops them in a magical fire and appear in Langly's world]

[Action]

[hippie_hacker]

[Langly sat on his computer desk and chittered when he saw them. He made a mental note that he would to have to give something to Fawkes later as a reward.]

[Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

Well... We're here. [Denzel walks over to Langly with Fawkes on his shoulder.] I suppose you want to come with us? [Lowering himself to Langly's level, face to face]

[Action]

[hippie_hacker]

[He gave another nod. Eventually they were going to have to find a way to communicate.]

[Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Denzel puts a hand down on the desk in front of Langly. Ignore those icky long and dirty nails]

[Action]

[hippie_hacker]

[The sudden movement caused Langly to jump and step back a few inches. Or was it the condition of Crocker's nails?]

[Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

Come on now. Don't you want to get out of here? [If the nails aren't bad enough, you get a good look at his rather crooked teeth as well Langly]

[Action]

[hippie_hacker]

[He tilted his head....Crocker really needed to take better care of himself.]


Did you realize you're pretty scarey close up?

[Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

What is it now?

[Grandma what nose hairs you have]

[Action]

[hippie_hacker]

I'll tell you later... or better yet show you a mirror.

[Hesitantly he runs and climbs up onto Crocker's hand, then scurries up the arm to his shoulder.]

[Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Denzel blinks for a few moments] What's with him? He acts as if I'm going to hurt him or something. [Looking at Fawkes on the other shoulder then looks at the shoulder with Langly on it.

When was the last time that wig was washed?]

[Action]

[hippie_hacker]

You try being a hamster.

[Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Pets you Langly with those nails]

[Action]

[hippie_hacker]

[Just be thankful those fingers are filthy, otherwise he would have bitten you.]

[Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

Alright, time to go. [Picks up Langly's glasses and puts that in his pocket protector along with his pen and pencil. Let's not even talk about the ear hairs and magically transported back to Dimmsdale]

[glass_secret]

Let me guess... You ate that apple.

[hippie_hacker]

......


I was hungry and wasn't paying attention to what apple I grabbed.

[glass_secret]

Sorry, I don't speak hamster.

[hippie_hacker]

You mock me now, wait till I hack into your entries later.

Animal talk FTW

[deadlydoctor]

And why you wouldn't like that? You look positively delicious to me.

Which freak me out, because eating fleshies is disgusting. [Have an robot-now-turned-kitty, having and identity crisis.]

[hippie_hacker]

....What were you originally?

[deadlydoctor]

A Cybertronian.

[heavenlyhome]

Oh, dear, aren't you cute.

[hippie_hacker]

Help me! I don't want to be cat food!

[heavenlyhome]

Are you dancing? How nice!