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[croibhristeoir]

[This is what happens when someone with no technical knowledge at all tries to filter a post away from one person.]

[If said person so much as sneezes, they'll probably find it. Great security, Lancer.]

Would someone explain to me in reasonable detail what modern humans do on a 'date'?

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[unknownrival]

Why, are you worried?

[croibhristeoir]

[FUUUU-]

...I think I need to learn how to filter things. I think that is the right term, at least.

[unknownrival]

That's alright, I was terrible at it in the beginning as well.

[croibhristeoir]

And I am not worried. I am just unfamiliar with the concept.

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[starofchaos]

There are many things. Essentially, from what I have seen, a "date" is merely an excuse to spend time together. Some people spend lots of money on dinner, flowers, and the like. Others simply take their partner to the cinema, or go to a romantic place such as a lake or forest.

Yet others just go and do whatever it is they would normally, only without other people. And some others simply use it as foreplay.

[unknownrival]

I could have horrible plans for you.

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[croibhristeoir]

[A couple words went over his head there.]

[Unfortunately, one of those words was 'foreplay'.]

I see. That does seem relatively simple.

[croibhristeoir]

You wouldn't dare.

[unknownrival]

Terrible plans.

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[starofchaos]

Considering who I'm assuming your partner is, I would advise skipping the foreplay. He does not seem the type to indulge in sex so early in a relationship. I could be wrong, however.

But yes, it is simple. Modern people use so many odd terms to refer to simple concepts.

[croibhristeoir]

I seriously doubt you have the capacity for actual cruelty.

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[croibhristeoir]

Yes, I've actually noticed that.

Wait, what do you mean 'who I'm assuming your partner is'?

[unknownrival]

Maybe only slight cruelty.

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[aquaticrush]

Date...? A-ah, um. *Retasu fidgets and looks at the floor.* A lot of people go out to eat or talk or watch movies, but usually they just do what they like to do. A friend of mine likes to take her boyfriend shopping so she doesn't mind when he takes her to go clean the river, for example. W-was that helpful?

[croibhristeoir]

I'm terrified.

[unknownrival]

You should be.

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[croibhristeoir]

So it is simply a term for spending time with someone you're interested in?

[croibhristeoir]

Somehow I find myself not entirely concerned about the possible depths to your cruelty.

Text [-] is thought, of course.

[starofchaos]

Issei Ryudo.

Believe me, he is not ready for that step in your relationship. Be patient with him.

[So many penises. So much blushing. So clearly not ready for this man's dick.]

[unknownrival]

How naive.

pie guuuuurl you are trouble

[croibhristeoir]

Exactly what kind of person do you assume I am?

[croibhristeoir]

Perhaps, yes. But I trust you.

[unknownrival]

I'm glad of that.

Suuuure I am 8)

[starofchaos]

Oh, that's just it. I'm not assuming.

Merely covering all the bases. It's been a long time since I spent any time in the non-modern ages, after all. I hardly remember the etiquette.

you know it

[croibhristeoir]

I am hardly going to do such a thing. I respect him far more than that.