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[ This recording starts off quiet, the "air" sounds gritty. Light pops and scratches can be heard. The silence is broken a few seconds in with light breathing from your friendly neighbor agent of justice. His calm breaths soon become shorter and shakier. As if the agent suddenly found something to be nervous about. ]

I do not like hotels very much. They can be unpredictable- very unpredictable. I felt it was best to have as little contact with the mattress as possible.

[ He pauses for a moment. ]

This will be the... third consecutive night where I will not get more than four hours [ Takes a deep breath ] of sleep. I don't suppose there is someone out there who knows a remedy to fix this.

[ ooc; totes affected by the virus. have at it! ]

Comments

Voice

[starofchaos]

Hm... in that case, I'm afraid I can't assist. Perhaps winding down before sleep might help. Not to mention making yourself comfortable. If you're still in the hotel and thus avoiding the mattress, try looking into a duvet or cushions to put beneath you.

Voice

[brutalcartography]

Before I go to bed, I like to meditate. It calms me but it doesn't lull me. I even avoid going under the covers but cushions can only do so much to comfort a person.

Voice

[starofchaos]

...perhaps if you had a pet to hold while you slept?

[HE WILL DISMISS NOTHING.]

Voice

[brutalcartography]

A pet... [ How strange- Milton hardly has the time to own a pet of his own yet the idea seems... legitimate. ] What sort of pet should I be holding? A dog? A cat?

[ CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. ]

Voice

[starofchaos]

It does depend on your own personal preference. Personally, I find dogs far more relaxing in that regard.

Voice

[brutalcartography]

Then my preferences tell me to get a cat. They are less noisy and do not require so much attention.

Voice

[starofchaos]

Then a cat is the better option for you. I do hope it will benefit you greatly.

Voice

[brutalcartography]

My options are starting to become limited and so is my input. If a household cat doesn't work then it only shows that I should never trust a group of people with a duck as their logo.

Voice

[starofchaos]

People are people, regardless of their logo. Some will give better advice than others. Some will be more useful than others.

This is life.