[ audio ]

[brutalcartography]

[ This recording starts off quiet, the "air" sounds gritty. Light pops and scratches can be heard. The silence is broken a few seconds in with light breathing from your friendly neighbor agent of justice. His calm breaths soon become shorter and shakier. As if the agent suddenly found something to be nervous about. ]

I do not like hotels very much. They can be unpredictable- very unpredictable. I felt it was best to have as little contact with the mattress as possible.

[ He pauses for a moment. ]

This will be the... third consecutive night where I will not get more than four hours [ Takes a deep breath ] of sleep. I don't suppose there is someone out there who knows a remedy to fix this.

[ ooc; totes affected by the virus. have at it! ]

Comments

[mightletyouknowme]

Then buy an air mattress. You'll be the only one using it.

[brutalcartography]

I will but I can guarantee you that it will not fit inside the room. Even if it is a twin-size mattress.

[mightletyouknowme]

Take the old mattress off.

Or get a bigger room. You can't sleep in a box.

[brutalcartography]

[ You hear that? That's the sound of a mattress being tossed over. Not without struggle though, the guy ain't model physical material. ]

There! The band-aid has been completely smothered onto the problem!

[mightletyouknowme]

Don't blame me because you can't choose better rooms! {hmph, and she was only trying to help, too]

[brutalcartography]

[ And that is the closest thing to a 'thank you' she will ever get from him. ]

They're all the same! One room is not better than the other.

[mightletyouknowme]

Of course they're not all the same! Some of them can even fit TWO mattresses in them!

[brutalcartography]

[ He's taken aback a bit from those last remarks. The tone of this particular conversation is starting to make him feel uneasy. ]

Different sizes, same content! What exactly is your point?

[mightletyouknowme]

It's not the same content!

I was just trying to help! Being sleep deprived doesn't mean you can go around being rude to cute girls, idiot

[brutalcartography]

My sleep deprivation has nothing to do with the ineptness of your input. I would have taken drinking warm milk as better advice than removing an entire mattress and asking for a 'better room'.

[ He's tried. Oh god he has tried to find a better room but he will forever be unsatisfied. ]