I've got The Magic Stick!

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

The Fatman somehow managed to break my internet connection BLAST! So here I am. I invented a new device which allows me to place my thoughts onto LJ with only a mere blink, I'm such a genius I can barely stand it! This is even better than my time machine Ooh and my weather controlling device..which didn't work because Lois still incists that I eat Brocolli...Ugh.

Anyway Because I'm curious and I want to make a mixtape for myself for whenever Lois drags me out in the car with her...what are your current favourite songs? I'm partial to "Magic Stick" By Lil' Kim and 50 Cent it's rather catchy!

It's so nice to see so many people have added me as their friend! I suppose EVERYONE wants Stewie Griffin in their life!

Comments

[king-of-rogues.livejournal.com]

So. . .You are. . .?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

The name's Stewie! And you look like you've just soiled yourself.

[king-of-rogues.livejournal.com]

Are you a BABY WHO WRITES!?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

No I'm a Pig who herds up Sheep...WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK I WAS!?

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Um. Hi again, Stewie.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Oooh it's you! How's that Boyband thing going?

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

I still don't know what that means.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Seriously Demyx you remind mem of a very young Clay Aiken! How very becomming of you!

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Wait! No...wait! Hmm.

Still don't know what you're talking about.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

You're that freaky thing that called me a crack whore, aren't you?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Not a "thing" I'm a super intelligent young male I'll have you know..And so delightfully naughty!

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...you're a baby.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

And you're a bitch, What's your point?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...you're a BABY.

[the-cat-burglar.livejournal.com]

....uh?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Goodness a kitty! I should feed you to Alf!

[the-cat-burglar.livejournal.com]

No thanks.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Can I perhaps tempt you with some Milk and Tuna then?

[the-cat-burglar.livejournal.com]

I'm up for that ..as long as you're buying!

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

If I added you on my friends list, it is because I added everyone on this community by default.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

I like you, You have spunk!

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

*checks friend list* Wait, when did I add you?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Not a clue, but from the looks of things you already have.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Jesus CHRIST. I only added you cause it's automatic. What in FUCK are you?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

ME STEWIE. ME = BABY OH KITTY EARED ONE.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

You're a baby? A baby what??