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[pettedasnake]

Hi Ducks. It's Brittany, bitch.

I have something important to say.

This is my friend, Sam. He's a Duck, too, so a lot of you know him. He's a very
nice guy, but there's one thing missing.



rate my photos

Or a date. Both would be nice.

He has a lot of good qualities. He's really hot. He's a good singer and dancer, too, and he can play a guitar, so he's an all around musician. He has good fashion sense... okay, not as good as Kurt's, but no one's as fabulous as Kurt. He has the cutest sweater-

Oh. I forgot what I was talking about. Sam. That's right!

Ok! He has really nice lips, so even his pouts are cute and he's a really REALLY good kisser. That part made Santana really mad.

All in all, Sam is a really amazing guy and any girl on here should want to go out with him.

Hey, I sound like a commercial, don't I? Maybe I should try and sell a date with him....

Comments

[heretocollect]

He's cute~

[pettedasnake]

Isn't he? He's totally cuter in person, too.

1/2

[heretocollect]

He is?

[sosbrigade]

I'll go on a date with him!

[pettedasnake]

You will? Really?

[antibadstuff]

Does Sam know he needs a girlfriend?

[ Buffy finds this surprisingly amusing and a little cute. ]

[pettedasnake]

Of course he does. We talked about it and I promised I'd ask around for him.

[6collegecredits]

I'm not going to lie; I'm incredibly curious as to how and why he is in those gold shorts.

[pettedasnake]

That was when Glee club did Rocky Horror. If you look really well, you can even see me in the background!

[mightletyouknowme]

If she's so great, why does he need you to get him a girlfriend? Is he a sex offender or something?

[pettedasnake]

Because he's shy... ish.

[broadwaybound]

Those pictures were an excellent selection, Brittany! I completely agree, of all the guys here, Sam definitely deserves a girlfriend.

[pettedasnake]

Thank you! He's really pretty so I knew pictures would be a good selling... thing.

So was the glitter.

He needs a really good girlfriend.

[daretotry]

...What are you doing?

[pettedasnake]

I'm trying to get Sam a date. Does that make me his pimp?

[artfulironicist]

Cool.
Thanks.

[pettedasnake]

Okay?

But no one's as fabulous as Kurt, damn right.

[notasinglelady]

Brittany did you get Sam's permissions to make this post?

Never will be, either~

[pettedasnake]

I told him I was ask around and I figured I'd ask the Ducks.

[sexbastian]

Is he...dressed like Rocky from the Rocky Horror Picture show or he always goes around shirtless wearing golden underwear?

[pettedasnake]

I know Sam wears boxers, but I don't think they're always gold.

And yes, we did Rocky Horror last year. It was awesome.

[Video]

[captainwhelp]

[This is one of the most amusing things he has seen in a while. Thank you Brittany.

Will is trying to remain polite and not laugh but...failing.]

Ah...I am sure that Sam is going to appreciate this, dear.

[Video]

[pettedasnake]

[She sees you laaaaaughing.]

I hope so. I've got him all kinds of dates already!

[whitechocolate]

[Sam doesn't know what he's more embarrassed out. The fact that half naked pictures of him have been shared with the community or that Britt called him hot, a great kisser, etc...]

I knew I saw Mr. Schue with a camera to take me in my rocky horror shorts... How did you... Did I accidentally send you that other shirtless picture when I was dating Santana?

I thought you were gonna ask around girls you know at school, not here.

[pettedasnake]

Oh, it was from Santana's phone. I stole it because it was a good picture of you.

I did, but there's a lot more people I could talk to here. Plus, most of the girls on here are really pretty. You're hot, so you deserve a pretty and nice girlfriend.