[accidental video]

[ultimateenemy]

[This video starts off as - huh. Just an empty room. Nobody living - or rather, existing, in sight.]

[There's a circular screen-like thing on the wall, though, and the positioning of this video gives you a clear view of it. And what it's showing is this, on loop -]

[About 40 seconds through, a certain black and white clothed ghost walks in. He blinks at the screen a bit, then turns around and shouts back through the door.] Clockwork, your portal thing is showing my time again!

[After several moments with no reply, he shrugs, rolls his eyes, and turns back to the "portal thing," jumping into the air to float in a cross-legged position and watch the rest. He's got a satisfied smirk on his face by the time it reaches the end.]

[[This was very much an excuse for the truth-or-dare virus. Go for it.]]

Comments

[mightletyouknowme]

THAT's where you're from? It looks like a bad comic book.

[ultimateenemy]

[Huh? Oh, this community thing was filming him, apparently. Ok. Fine.]

Yes, doesn't it? Stereotypical destroyed planet with one safe haven. Though personally I was always a bit more fond of the stuff outside the ghost shield.

[mightletyouknowme]

When I saw the cockroach, I thought that was where you lived.

[mun forgot to add permavideo again]

[ultimateenemy]

[He gives you a long, sarcastic round of applause.] Oh, give the girl a medal. She's trying out some comebacks.

I didn't exactly have a permanent place of residence. I got too bored that way when I tried it out. Though I'd have to say those cockroaches impressed me a hell of a lot more than you lot. At least they managed to survive. Without a fancy forcefield thing, even.

Ditto on this end

[mightletyouknowme]

They figured out they needed the forcefield and made it. [She never thought she'd ever have to say the word forcefield seriously.] That is surviving.

But you're a ghost so you didn't.

[ultimateenemy]

And yet I still took it down. Sure, fine, I'll admit the shield was impressive. Kept me out for a little while. But it failed, didn't it?

I was never alive. Moot point.

[mightletyouknowme]

Eh? You were never alive? Then why do you call yourself a ghost?!

[ultimateenemy]

Think artificially created ghost.

Just without the mad scientists. As I understand, it was mostly an accident.

[mightletyouknowme]

You can't be an artificially made ghost. A ghost comes from someone who was alive. If you were never alive, you can't have died.

You're an experiment, not a ghost.

[ultimateenemy]

Nope. Like, I said, it was an accident, not any sort of pre-planned experiment. It'd be a rather poor experiment, dooming everyone.

Besides, a ghost wasn't necessarily ever alive. Ghost is a species. Lots of dead things just tend to get reborn as one. Otherwise Clockwork wouldn't exist. Among others.

Believe what you want, though. Not like I can stop your stupidity.

[mightletyouknowme]

[She holds out hand out, palm upward, as if lecturing.] Then your definition of ghosts is different from ours. No wonder you're not scary.

[ultimateenemy]

Your little scream when you first saw me would beg otherwise.

Or no, wait. Correction. Big scream.

And I'm sure you'll go one to tell me that it was because I was "ugly" or something like you did back then once I didn't immediately jump in to attack you. [He shakes his head in mock disappointment.] Oh, at least think of a more original excuse.

[mightletyouknowme]

You were weird AND ugly and I was already worried about real ghost. You were a creeper and took advantage of the chance to pretend to be scary.

[ultimateenemy]

And the sad thing is it didn't even take any effort.

I might even have believed you if it wasn't for that.

xD This thread amuses me so

[mightletyouknowme]

You were floating!

[She turns her head and hmphs.] It's not my fault it doesn't take an effort for you to look weird and ugly.

:'D I feel proud. It is indeed an amusing thread. :3

[ultimateenemy]

Well of course I was floating. I'm a ghost. What, did you expect me to be swimming?

[mightletyouknowme]

You're a fake ghost and swimming would have been weird too. Can you not stand?

[ultimateenemy]

Oh, sure, I'm a fake ghost. Disregard the fact that I can turn invisible and intangible, overshadow people... no, no, of course I must be fake.

I can stand. Not much point to that in the Ghost Zone.

[mightletyouknowme]

Eh? Overshadow?

[ultimateenemy]

[More rolling of the eyes.] Possess. There, better? Now that you've got it in human terms and all.

[mightletyouknowme]

I am a human so of course I would use human terms! If you're pretending to be a real ghost, at least talk like one!

Overshadowing just makes you sound like a stalker.

[ultimateenemy]

Overshadowing is the term ghosts use. Hell, humans use it too. Least where I am.

I'm sure. I'm also beginning to wonder if you're even trying to offend me. Rather pitiful attempts if you are.

[mightletyouknowme]

Why would I care if you're insulted? You're not worth the dirt on the bottom of the shoe. I'm just disappointed that you were the first ghost I got to meet.

[ultimateenemy]

And yet you're trying so damn hard. Kind of sad, really.

[mightletyouknowme]

If the truth sounds like insults, it says means something bad about you.