[Locked from Finn Hudson.]

[notasinglelady]

Finn’s b-day is this Sunday, community. Feel free to congratulate him or send him food as presents, he would love that.

We are organizing Finn a private party. If you are one of his friends and you want to come over, drop me a line here please. Just some simple things:

- Don’t drink if you are going to drive.
- Don’t kill anybody or start fights.
- During the karaoke, all the Broadway song belongs to Rachel Berry or me.
- No one’s allowed to make out with my boyfriend, drunk or not.
- No one’s allowed to give my boyfriend alcohol, period.
 

Follow those rules and I’m sure no one will end in the hospital. Thank you very much!

[Locked to Sam.]

Sam, I’m going to need your help to distract Finn before the party. I was thinking that, as present, we could give Finn three free nights at an hotel for him, Rachel and Jesse so they can do….well, they can have time togther.

[/Locked.]

[Locked to Dave.]

Do you want to come too? It could be fun.

[/Locked.]

Comments

[lebanese]

I suppose I could put in an appearance.

[whitechocolate]

You know it's not a party without you, Santana.

[lebanese]

Damn right it's not.

[notasinglelady]

How nice of you, Santana, to grace us with your presence.

[lebanese]

Yeah, well. Just don't expect me to make a habit of it.

[private]

[whitechocolate]

Uh... I think Rachel or Jesse would be better at distracting Finn, if you know what I mean...

And the hotel room seems like a good present.

[private]

[notasinglelady]

I don't want to think about what you mean, Sam. But I get it.

I found one that's not very expensive but nice. And they include the breakfast. I'm sure Finn will abuse that so much.

[broadwaybound]

Yes, the only way that anyone will survive Broadway karaoke is if we're the only ones allowed to perform.

Except for maybe Jesse.

Either way, I absolutely cannot wait! You know I think this is a wonderful idea, and so remarkably sweet of you to do for him.

[notasinglelady]

Exactly. No one can't sing those songs like we do, anyway. But you are not allowed to go near Blaine, Rachel. Just in case.

I said no one.

Thank you, Rachel. My little brother deserves a proper b-day party.

[broadwaybound]

I promise I won't touch your boyfriend and make out with him again.

But Wicked! You're my Galinda, but he'd make an excellent Fiyero!

[glass_secret]

Those are a good set of rules to have, sweetie.

[notasinglelady]

Trust me, those are very necessary. Specially the one involving my boyfriend. The no killing part should be expected.

[makewayforroze]

That's very sweet of all of you! I hope he enjoys his birthday.

Would it be alright if I made the cake for him?

[notasinglelady]

Thanks Rose, I'm sure he will.

I was going to make it myself but it needs to be really big. We could do it together.

[makewayforroze]

If it wouldn't bother your plans, I'd like that.

[whisperingsaint]

I will, of course, be there. And you'll have to pry the Sondheim playlist from my cold dead fingers. I will be singing Broadway.

[broadwaybound]

I told him that you would have to be his one exception.

[formercheerio]

Where is it?

[notasinglelady]

At our house. Sam will distract Finn until everything is ready.

[quidditch_stag]

I think I've only met him once so I'm not sure I can count as a friend. But if anyone needs a "hop" I can you help you out, Kurt.

[In other words, he's not keen on the party but he wants and excuse to use his new worldhopper.]

[notasinglelady]

You can still come over, James. [Kurt thinks he needs some cheer up.] And I have a worldhop now, but thank you. I'm probably going to need help.

[thatsmyyogurt]

...You really need to make "don't kill anybody" a rule?

[notasinglelady]

Sadly yes. I've been in this place for more than 3 years, I know how this works.

[antibadstuff]

I'll be there. Anything besides food he'd want? I mean, I'm all for it but since I'm kind of assuming food will be at the party, I'd rather go for something else. You guys are ahead of me by a few years, so no clothes. Maybe something limited edition you can only get in the year 2001?

[notasinglelady]

We need a lot of food, the party is for Finn after all. Uhm maybe something sport related? He will like anything about football.