BACKDATED TO THE TRUTH OR DARE VIRUS yes really 8|;;

[docfoul]

[Greetings, community. It has been brought to my attention that my jokes, despite their objective flawlessness to any who understands them, can be difficult to actually understand in the first place, because a great many of you lack the privileged insight necessary for their full comprehension.

I must apologise for this. And, in turn, I hereby offer to explain any jokes I may have told you in the past or will tell in the near future, commencing precisely now.

Additionally, there may or may not be something unusual about this day. It is a regrettable void in my knowledge that, I hope, will be resolved soon.]


((OOC: Everything about this post (except for the time it's being posted 8|;;;;) is Yurippe's fault.))

Comments

[aquaticrush]

I was hoping that the viruses were gone, but I suppose they aren't...

[docfoul]

Oh.
Yes, I see now.

[aquaticrush]

Everybody is acting strangely, so that must be it.

[docfoul]

And, by posting, I have made myself susceptible to whatever effects this virus may have.
How unfortunate.

[sandinmyboots]

So, what are your plans for Retasu?

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[starofchaos]

Did someone ask you to do this?

1/2

[docfoul]

I intend to groom her.

[docfoul]

[WAIT WHAT THE FUCK]

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[docfoul]

Yes, as a matter of fact.

[sandinmyboots]

Yes! Yes! I knew it! I knew it!!! Uwee hee hee, I was right on the nose! You want to turn her into your minion and get her to spread SBURB to other worlds, don't you?!

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[starofchaos]

I suppose it is irrelevant on one front, if not on the other.

[Hm. Well...]

Did you intend to do this prior to that?

[docfoul]

[WHAT.

WHAT.

WHAT.

He doesn't have to answer it. If he doesn't reply, no harm done!]

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[docfoul]

Not at all.

[He sees where this is going...]

[sandinmyboots]

I dare you to answer my question!

[Kefka knows how he's doing this.]

[docfoul]

No.

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[starofchaos]

I suppose it's too late to tell you to hide.

If you need to commiserate later, Kether Castle is open to you.

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[docfoul]

Is hiding truly an option?

[sandinmyboots]

Answer my question, Doc Scratch! Or else...

[And Lord English's coat appears over Kefka's arms.]

Or else I won't give this back!

[docfoul]

[SON OF A SUBMERSION DEVICE]

Give that back this instant!

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[starofchaos]

Possibly.

You have to obey what they say. And you have to tell the truth. So far, while I am affected, I have not been forced onto the community. Avoiding people has been troublesome, however and there is no guarantee that it will continue to be avoidable.

Perhaps if someone orders you to avoid the community. Although that may be an exception to the rule.

tw: self harm?

[sandinmyboots]

No!

[Kefka's arm crawls up his body and drags nails down his face, leaving blood welling in the scratches. Kefka winces, but his smile gets wider; his blood is beating fast and this is a battle, even if they aren't fighting physically. He's willing to be injured for this.]

Answer my question, Doc Scratch! I double dare you to answer me! I ask you again: answer me!

[aquaticrush]

I'm so sorry!

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[docfoul]

I would be surprised if that worked.
Not unpleasantly so, I must admit.

[docfoul]

Return the overcoat. You wouldn't want my master to know about this.

[Meanwhile, in Asshole Manor, the door to one asian schoolgirl's quarters just spontaneously opened. Ugh. At least, since Scratch isn't doing video, he can go and take care of that without alerting Kefka to the fact.]

[docfoul]

Why?