BACKDATED TO THE TRUTH OR DARE VIRUS yes really 8|;;

[docfoul]

[Greetings, community. It has been brought to my attention that my jokes, despite their objective flawlessness to any who understands them, can be difficult to actually understand in the first place, because a great many of you lack the privileged insight necessary for their full comprehension.

I must apologise for this. And, in turn, I hereby offer to explain any jokes I may have told you in the past or will tell in the near future, commencing precisely now.

Additionally, there may or may not be something unusual about this day. It is a regrettable void in my knowledge that, I hope, will be resolved soon.]


((OOC: Everything about this post (except for the time it's being posted 8|;;;;) is Yurippe's fault.))

Comments

[aquaticrush]

I was hoping that the viruses were gone, but I suppose they aren't...

[docfoul]

Oh.
Yes, I see now.

[aquaticrush]

Everybody is acting strangely, so that must be it.

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[sandinmyboots]

Retasu. Read this thread.

[Kefka is conspicuously not using video or audio, and for good reason. That thread took a lot out of him. Owwww. The bloody penalties gotten while forcing Doc Scratch to admit his plans for Retasu are going to put him in bed for a while.]

[sandinmyboots]

So, what are your plans for Retasu?

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[docfoul]

I intend to groom her.

[docfoul]

[WAIT WHAT THE FUCK]

[sandinmyboots]

Yes! Yes! I knew it! I knew it!!! Uwee hee hee, I was right on the nose! You want to turn her into your minion and get her to spread SBURB to other worlds, don't you?!

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[starofchaos]

Did someone ask you to do this?

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[docfoul]

Yes, as a matter of fact.

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[starofchaos]

I suppose it is irrelevant on one front, if not on the other.

[Hm. Well...]

Did you intend to do this prior to that?

[selfished]

[ Just laughing here. No, seriously, she's laughing her ass off since she realises he must have been caught by the virus somehow and some smart person who took advatange of it.

Schadenfreude is the best, man. ]

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[docfoul]

Not many people are allowed to laugh before knowing the punchline. I can assure you that you are not among those who are.
Haa haa, hee hee, hoo hoo.

[docfoul]

The joke is that I can, because I am omniscient.

[selfished]

[ Yup, still funny. ]

Omniscient, huh? It explains a lot 'bout the attitude. And someone got ya real good with this virus, right?

[sandinmyboots]

[It was taken advantage of, and it was so very worth it.]

[selfished]

[ Thank you so very much, Kefka. ]

[geolatry]

[ look who is here to make your day more miserable(?) ]

You've noticed. |

[ directly indirect as per the usual. ]

[docfoul]

Apparently too late, I must confess.

[geolatry]

Is that so? |

[ let's test to see if he's made the same deduction. ]

[heavenlyhome]

Oh, I am sure your jokes are very funny, sir.

[docfoul]

As would anyone with good taste.

[heavenlyhome]

That is kind of you to say. If you don't mind my asking, is it your hobby? The joke telling.

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[tenminutes]

[ Applause here, sup. ]

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[docfoul]

Yes?