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[chuanifrinn]

So it wasn't a weird dream after all, well no wonder my basta-...I mean Master was so rankled over it.

I went rogue on him for three days.

I could tell him it wasn't my fault so he can pull that stick out of his ass, but even I don't know how to explain it...or you...or whatever...

I wonder if he'll buy sleepwalking?

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[unknownrival]

...for what it's worth, I'm sorry you had to be introduced that way.

[chuanifrinn]

AH! So you're...

[unknownrival]

Issei Ryudo.

[chuanifrinn]

Right, right. The guy in charge of the love-fest and I met that guy, your old man.

I was hoping that part had been a dream at least.

[unknownrival]

I'm afraid not. That all actually happened.

[heavenlyhome]

It is very odd that you were affected by a virus upon first arrival. Even so, welcome to the community, sir. I hope it has not found you at too inconvient a time.

[chuanifrinn]

Oh yeah, is it that irregular? Well the company wasn't so bad.

[heavenlyhome]

I am sure Issei-kun took rather good care of you. Most make at least some sort of contact before the community sends a virus for them. I suppose there is a first for everything.

[chuanifrinn]

Um...yeah, he took care of me. Hm...so viruses...community...what is all of this?

[Video]

[material_guy]

Nn? So yer not some figment of his horny-assed imagination, eh?

[Video]

[chuanifrinn]

[Your face...he knows it.]

Hey...aren't you that guy who's ass I was going to kick?

[Video]

[material_guy]

Aa! That's right! But you got distracted flirting with Lance.

But I can mark "having two guys fight over me" off my list of wants now, so thanks for that.

[Video]

[chuanifrinn]

You mean Spotty?

You know, that's still an offer I can make good on, the whole kicking your ass thing.

[croibhristeoir]

I am really sorry about that.

[chuanifrinn]

Spotty! [he's surprised to see you're not a figment of his imagination]

So you were real too!

[croibhristeoir]

Ah--yes, I am in fact very real.

[And very awkward.]

Y-you're not really...I mean, surely I am not actually talking to...

[chuanifrinn]

Right...and so is Issei...and this place. I thought I had dreamed it up.

[You'd think Cu here'd be awkward after how up close and personal they got.]

To me? We spoke before didn't we? Though I think I should be more surprised that you're here. You're Diarmuid?

[starofchaos]

It is unlikely for him to believe you at all. From what I have seen, it is near impossible for another to see this site unless the site has chosen them.

[chuanifrinn]

Great, I like having my ass chewed on, it's a real pip.

[starofchaos]

...how very kinky.

[Was that a joke? ...it doesn't sound like one, if it was. And it was.]

Lying might be your best bet.

[chuanifrinn]

Well, aggressive as I am I kind of like my ass the way it is. Proportionate to my body.

[It's a joke, Lancer is full of jokes.]

Hmmm...lying...I'll have to make up a lie every time I'm shanghaied. I don't like to lie...gets real messy.

Guess we'll see what happens. If I have to then I have to.

[aquaticrush]

Um, hello...

*Hey, it's the shy girl who probably gave everybody free cake.*

[chuanifrinn]

Mm? Hey!

[aquaticrush]

You were threatening Greed-san when I told him to go away, right? It's, um, it's nice to meet you.

[chuanifrinn]

That guy...? I'm still threatening him.

I'm Lancer, nice to meet you too...