HAPPY... APRIL FOOLS EVERYBODY...

[docfoul]

If I am not mistaken, it is time for the Earth celebration of April Fool's Day.


As some of you are already aware, I enjoy telling jokes from time to time, and playing pranks somewhat more rarely.


Is that what I am doing here?


I think I will leave the answer up in the air.


Perhaps all I am doing is sharing pictures of my treasured ancestry. Haa haa.


Quite a charming little holiday, by the way.


Also, regardless of whether you feel that you have just been "pranked" or not, I can assure you there is one Mr. Strider who will rather enjoy this post.


My figurative plushy heart goes out to you, Mr. Strider. Hee hee.


Hoo hoo.

Comments

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[unknownrival]

This would affect how much I hate you if I didn't already hate you as much as is possible for me.

permavid

[starblaze]

[...... WE HAVE NO WORDS......... so just have this face instead.]

[sandinmyboots]

....I can't even make a 'your mother' joke about this, because who would sleep with that?

[docfoul]

Is there something you would like to talk about, Mr. Ryudo?

[unknownrival]

Retasu.

[docfoul]

Yes?

[starblaze]

What is that?

[docfoul]

Mr. Strider, for one.
In fact, both of them.

[sandinmyboots]

I see you get it honest. Your family has always gone after the kiddies.

[docfoul]

Tell me, what makes you believe Kefka so readily?
I already know the answer, of course.
I only wonder if you do.

[docfoul]

That is my ectobiological father.

[starblaze]

[ y u p she's just gonna keep making this face]

Father...?

[docfoul]

Actually, you will find that it was the elder Strider who gravitated to my ectobiological father..

[docfoul]

Yes. His name is Cal.

[starblaze]

He's, um... uh... [TERRIFYING AS HELL!!]

... handsome? [wtf shooter]

[unknownrival]

Because he's right. The truth tends to come out.

[sandinmyboots]

And yet you harass the younger one.

[heavenlyhome]

What a cute little puppet. Is it yours, Scratch-sensei?

[papshooshing]

...
WOW.

[grimdarkseer]

The biggest wonder here is how many people still can't see what a reprehensible creature you are.

[docfoul]

Why, thank you. Would you say I inherited his good looks?

[docfoul]

Next question, then.
Why are you discussing this with me, and not her?
No matter what I may say, you won't believe me. No matter where the truth lies, you won't listen.
Aren't you just wasting your time with me?

[docfoul]

Since when?

KASUMI...

[docfoul]

He is my father, Ms. Tendou.

[docfoul]

Oh, goodness.
Am I, by any chance, bringing back some undesirable memories, Mr. Vantas?
Haa haa.