HAPPY... APRIL FOOLS EVERYBODY...

[docfoul]

If I am not mistaken, it is time for the Earth celebration of April Fool's Day.


As some of you are already aware, I enjoy telling jokes from time to time, and playing pranks somewhat more rarely.


Is that what I am doing here?


I think I will leave the answer up in the air.


Perhaps all I am doing is sharing pictures of my treasured ancestry. Haa haa.


Quite a charming little holiday, by the way.


Also, regardless of whether you feel that you have just been "pranked" or not, I can assure you there is one Mr. Strider who will rather enjoy this post.


My figurative plushy heart goes out to you, Mr. Strider. Hee hee.


Hoo hoo.

Comments

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[unknownrival]

This would affect how much I hate you if I didn't already hate you as much as is possible for me.

[docfoul]

Is there something you would like to talk about, Mr. Ryudo?

[unknownrival]

Retasu.

permavid

[starblaze]

[...... WE HAVE NO WORDS......... so just have this face instead.]

[docfoul]

Yes?

[starblaze]

What is that?

[sandinmyboots]

....I can't even make a 'your mother' joke about this, because who would sleep with that?

[docfoul]

Mr. Strider, for one.
In fact, both of them.

[sandinmyboots]

I see you get it honest. Your family has always gone after the kiddies.

[heavenlyhome]

What a cute little puppet. Is it yours, Scratch-sensei?

KASUMI...

[docfoul]

He is my father, Ms. Tendou.

SHE'S JUST BEING FRIENDLY OKAY (tears)

[heavenlyhome]

Oh? Pardon me. He has a very lovely smile.

[papshooshing]

...
WOW.

[docfoul]

Oh, goodness.
Am I, by any chance, bringing back some undesirable memories, Mr. Vantas?
Haa haa.

[papshooshing]

NO, I JUST NEVER REALIZED HOW FUCKING CREEPY THAT THING WAS BEFORE.

[grimdarkseer]

The biggest wonder here is how many people still can't see what a reprehensible creature you are.

[docfoul]

And a fun, light-hearted post is what leads you to say this?

[grimdarkseer]

Of course I wasn't expecting you to understand the adverse effect such a post could have on more fragile temperaments.

[ video ]

[selfished]

... Ya sure have a weird idea of a 'treasured ancestry'. What the heck is that thing even supposed to be?

[docfoul]

"That thing" is my father.

[selfished]

[ ... ah. Stares at reply.. stares at pictures of Lil Cal.. stares at reply.. pictures.. 8| ]

Seems like the genes didn't really carry over, huh?

[cocksprite]

what the fuck is wrong with you

[docfoul]

Greetings.
It's been a while.

[artfulironicist]

I was unaware that Cal, too, was a subject of the multiverse art community, even so far as to be entered in a couple of memes.
I don't follow the last one, exactly--is he bleeding the grape jelly he's just eaten?--but it's still great.
Oh, no, wait, I get it, he's meant to be a purple-blooded troll.

[docfoul]

He most undoubtedly is.
You would be surprised to hear how varied or obscure such subjects can be. Even the fact that attempting an accurate pictorial representation of them would fall in the realm of pure speculation and most likely be shot down in a matter of weeks is not enough to stop the most adamant.

Yes, the reference is just about that.