♐ April 10. [ video ]

[stillneedawish]

[ Today, DDD, you are greeted by what may seem a familiar sight - the exceedingly classy and very green sight of Doc Scratch's home, with the aforementioned cueball present and accounted for within. Except... something is not quite right. His body language is unsure - one might even say distressed - with his hands clutching at his upper arms in clear agitation, his head seeming to look down and away from the camera, if such a thing can be said about a being with a cueball for a head. In fact, those little tell-tale green sparks that come off him sometimes seem to be even more frequent than usual - he's clearly... upset? ]

[Oh no. Oh no. This is really, really bad. Um. I'm sorry everyone, it's not Doc Scratch, it's Madoka. I think - well, no, I don't think, I know that I've been hit by a virus, and I'm really sorry about this but it's all so overwhelming that, um, I don't quite know what to do, so if you could all bear with me while I try to get used to all of this power, and, um, everything else... I'm really sorry if I end up causing any disasters, though it looks like I might not, I think. At least, not anything too big. Um!]

[ if a cueball ever managed to look embarrassed, flustered, and sheepish, this one does. ] [I'm sorry, I was babbling. I think I might stop talking now because I'm about to make a vase in the next room explode, I just wanted to let people know what had happened, and. Um. Scratch-san? I know we don't really get on, but please don't cause any trouble while you're in my body, okay?]

[ and right on cue, there's the sound of porcelain breaking from off-camera. OOPS. Madoka can be heard apologising to Scratch for breaking his things as the video feed cuts off. ]

Comments

[video]

[become_lard_onglesh]

I would never think of it, Ms. Kaname. Is there anything I should watch out for?

[What he actually means: YO GURL I WANT TO KNOW THINGS, TELL ME THINGS]

[video]

[stillneedawish]

[Mostly the Puella Magi and the witches, but I don't think those should be too much of a problem.]

[ WOW wait what ] [Ahh, I didn't know about that before! I can't - it's too much. But then if I know about that now, that must mean you already knew about that anyway!]

[video]

[become_lard_onglesh]

I was going to ask how well you were handling your new-found omniscience, but it seems you are one step ahead of me.

permavid

[starblaze]

... It's happening to a lot of people recently, huh?

[video]

[stillneedawish]

[It's all a bit overwhelming, to be honest, since I'm so used to not really knowing anything compared to all of this. But um, I think I should get used to it all in time. And well, um, being one step ahead must come with the territory, huh...]

permavid

[stillneedawish]

[It sure seems that way, Shooter-san... Homura-chan was affected, too.]

[starblaze]

But this sort of thing always wears off sooner or later, at least.

[video]

[become_lard_onglesh]

Indeed. I would expect no less out of someone who temporarily possesses my vast powers and immeasurable intellect.

[stillneedawish]

[Yes. I don't think it should take more than a few days, but in the meantime... it's really overwhelming.]

[video]

[stillneedawish]

[That sounds a really strange thing to hear in my voice.

... Ehh. Speaking of voices, I wonder if I can--] -- oh! There!

[starblaze]

What is Doc Scratch, anyways?

[stillneedawish]

[He's a First Guardian. He's in charge of the planet of Alternia, and so, um... he's omniscient, and very powerful.]

[video]

[become_lard_onglesh]

Well done. You should be getting the hang of this in no time.

[Although he sounds neutral, the fact IS concerning. If Madoka gets too much of a handle on omniscience, who knows what she could end up finding ou--

Wait no fuck he needs to stop thinking about this.]

[starblaze]

Sounds like a God.

[stillneedawish]

[Mm, no, not quite... oh, hold on a moment!]

There, this is much more comfortable! Um, I don't think a God is really the right word. Although it could seem like he acts like one, huh... It's difficult to explain.

[starblaze]

It seems really complicated.

[loyalbound]

Madoka. Are you all right?

[video]

[stillneedawish]

Mm... to be honest, as long as I get used to it enough for it to stop being so overwhelming, that should be fine for me. Although, well, seeing things from this perspective is really quite interesting!

[ and sad, in places, although... huh. doing some detective work while she knows everything couldn't hurt... at least, if she could take advantage of things to try and figure out what was up with her timeline. ]

[stillneedawish]

Truthfully, it really is. I'm still getting used to it, so I don't fully understand it properly yet, either. Even if I'm technically omniscient now, it's still strange trying to adjust to it.

[stillneedawish]

[Oh! Homura-chan... yes, don't worry - oh, oops...] Don't worry about me, I'm really fine! Just a little bit overwhelmed, that's all...

Are you okay?

[heavenlyhome]

I am not sure I understand what has happened, but are you all right?
Sent from my phone.

[Fifteen year old magic girl Kasumi... meet your body swapped senpai.]

[stillneedawish]

I think so. I'm just overwhelmed. You see, well, I've swapped bodies with someone very powerful.

[heavenlyhome]

That does sound very odd. If you are sure you're all right... I hope you are able to return to your own form.
Sent from my phone.

[video]

[become_lard_onglesh]

I'm surprised you are taking it so well, actually.

permavid;

[omnomsgods]

...So you're not back in your body yet. Tch. [ and she's still virused as well. ]