♐ April 10. [ video ]

[stillneedawish]

[ Today, DDD, you are greeted by what may seem a familiar sight - the exceedingly classy and very green sight of Doc Scratch's home, with the aforementioned cueball present and accounted for within. Except... something is not quite right. His body language is unsure - one might even say distressed - with his hands clutching at his upper arms in clear agitation, his head seeming to look down and away from the camera, if such a thing can be said about a being with a cueball for a head. In fact, those little tell-tale green sparks that come off him sometimes seem to be even more frequent than usual - he's clearly... upset? ]

[Oh no. Oh no. This is really, really bad. Um. I'm sorry everyone, it's not Doc Scratch, it's Madoka. I think - well, no, I don't think, I know that I've been hit by a virus, and I'm really sorry about this but it's all so overwhelming that, um, I don't quite know what to do, so if you could all bear with me while I try to get used to all of this power, and, um, everything else... I'm really sorry if I end up causing any disasters, though it looks like I might not, I think. At least, not anything too big. Um!]

[ if a cueball ever managed to look embarrassed, flustered, and sheepish, this one does. ] [I'm sorry, I was babbling. I think I might stop talking now because I'm about to make a vase in the next room explode, I just wanted to let people know what had happened, and. Um. Scratch-san? I know we don't really get on, but please don't cause any trouble while you're in my body, okay?]

[ and right on cue, there's the sound of porcelain breaking from off-camera. OOPS. Madoka can be heard apologising to Scratch for breaking his things as the video feed cuts off. ]

Comments

[video]

[become_lard_onglesh]

I would never think of it, Ms. Kaname. Is there anything I should watch out for?

[What he actually means: YO GURL I WANT TO KNOW THINGS, TELL ME THINGS]

[video]

[stillneedawish]

[Mostly the Puella Magi and the witches, but I don't think those should be too much of a problem.]

[ WOW wait what ] [Ahh, I didn't know about that before! I can't - it's too much. But then if I know about that now, that must mean you already knew about that anyway!]

[video]

[become_lard_onglesh]

I was going to ask how well you were handling your new-found omniscience, but it seems you are one step ahead of me.

[video]

[stillneedawish]

[It's all a bit overwhelming, to be honest, since I'm so used to not really knowing anything compared to all of this. But um, I think I should get used to it all in time. And well, um, being one step ahead must come with the territory, huh...]

permavid

[starblaze]

... It's happening to a lot of people recently, huh?

permavid

[stillneedawish]

[It sure seems that way, Shooter-san... Homura-chan was affected, too.]

[starblaze]

But this sort of thing always wears off sooner or later, at least.

[loyalbound]

Madoka. Are you all right?

[stillneedawish]

[Oh! Homura-chan... yes, don't worry - oh, oops...] Don't worry about me, I'm really fine! Just a little bit overwhelmed, that's all...

Are you okay?

[loyalbound]

I'm fine. ...And tall.

[heavenlyhome]

I am not sure I understand what has happened, but are you all right?
Sent from my phone.

[Fifteen year old magic girl Kasumi... meet your body swapped senpai.]

[stillneedawish]

I think so. I'm just overwhelmed. You see, well, I've swapped bodies with someone very powerful.

[heavenlyhome]

That does sound very odd. If you are sure you're all right... I hope you are able to return to your own form.
Sent from my phone.

permavid;

[omnomsgods]

...So you're not back in your body yet. Tch. [ and she's still virused as well. ]

[stillneedawish]

Um, no? I probably won't be for a few days.

... Scratch-san did something to upset you, didn't he.

[omnomsgods]

...Pink. Unyu... That's new.

[ although for a few minutes afterwards, she tilts her head to the side, attempting to read it. not very literate, this girl is ]

[unknownrival]

...It's very, very weird seeing Scratch's body like that.

[stillneedawish]

[ as if to underline his words, she shuffles a bit. ] I suppose it must be, huh?

[unknownrival]

How are you feeling?

[callmesena]

... Another bodyswap? The community does like its bodyswaps...

[stillneedawish]

It looks like it, doesn't it? I wonder why that is...

[callmesena]

I don't think we'll even be able to figure it out even if we thought on it.

[shadow_spread]

...Kaname-chan?

Are you going to be alright?

(( Feel free to suddenly know about his recent LYING, if you want! ))

[stillneedawish]

Sumimura-san! Ah, yes, I think so! It'll just take a little while to adjust, but... I'm really feeling a little better already! It's just making me a little dizzy.

[ -- WHOA and there goes the omniscience info-dump and good lord there is a lot of it. ... and it's not good, either. ] ... oh - but that's...

[shadow_spread]

What is it?