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[detectifae]

Okay, at first I could believe all those weird entries in my journal were because Kenzi picked the lock. Again. But when I'm looking something up and the browser is hijacked here, it's pretty obvious something weird's going on.

So. Who the hell are you people, anyway?

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[6collegecredits]

Darcy Lewis. You?

[detectifae]

Name's Bo. So how do I get this browser hijack deleted?

[carriesparasol]

It is considered more proper if you introduce yourself first, Miss.

[papshooshing]

WOW, RUDE.

[detectifae]

Bo. Name's Bo. Mind introducing yourself now?

[detectifae]

Really? Didn't notice. Mind telling me who you are now?

[papshooshing]

TO YOU?
HAHAHA, YEAH I *MIND* THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH.
IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME THE FLAGRANT DISREGARD SOME PEOPLE HAVE TOWARDS USING THEIR CREATED THINKPANS.
HOW HARD IS IT TO ACTUALLY LOOK AT SHIT BEFORE ASKING DUMB AND REPETITIVE QUESTIONS?

[detectifae]

Considering I have better things to do than go through pages and pages some browser hijack just to know about you? Pretty full of yourself.

[papshooshing]

IT WOULD HAVE ANSWERED THE QUESTION YOU POSED AT THE END OF YOUR POST.
WOW, YOU'RE AS BRIGHT AS A DOUBLE NEW MOON AREN'T YOU?

[icantbelievethis]

We didn't do it, and if you haven't read back then you won't believe us when we explain. I can't really blame you.

[detectifae]

Have you seen how many of you guys there are? Besides, fae are usually way to eager to brag about themselves.

[detectifae]

I've heard some pretty crazy things lately.

[icantbelievethis]

Internet of a couple hundred worlds got all mixed together, with this community at the centre, and we use it to talk. It basically makes you see it until you give up and admit it chose you.

You can call me crazy now, I've been here for long enough that I'm used to it.

[trickstering]

The community isn't going to leave you alone now that you've joined.

[detectifae]

Huh. Yeah, that's pretty weird. I've still heard weirder, though.

[detectifae]

I'm starting to get that feeling.

[papshooshing]

SEE?
THAT'S WHERE READING OR LISTENING IN ON THESE COMMUNITY POSTS WOULD EARN YOU SOME FUCKING INTEL EXPERIENCE.
THEN YOU'D KNOW THAT HEY, GUESS WHAT???
WE'RE NOT ALL IN THE SAME MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSE!
SO HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR NOOK.
OH WAIT
I FORGOT THAT YOU'RE GIVING OFF ARROGANCE PHEROMONES TO COUPLE WITH YOUR SUPERIORITY COMPLEX.
MY BAD.

[icantbelievethis]

Nobody knows who's in charge of the community, and most people are pretty sure it's just in charge of itself, like it's alive or something. Also, once or twice a month it makes weird things happen. So yeah.

[trickstering]

Perhaps we ought to congratulate people or throw a welcoming party to give a slightly different tone than the slew of bad news you're about to receive. Not dire news, mind, but not all optimistic, either.

[detectifae]

Wrong kind of pheromones. You know, I have better things to read-

Oh come on, in Trick's book too?

[detectifae]

Seriously? What kind of fae can be part of the internet and multiple universes like that?

[detectifae]

Like you're probably not even part of my universe?

[trickstering]

That is part of it, at least. I personally find that particular aspect more exciting than bad, but I suppose it's a matter of opinion.

[icantbelievethis]

Fae? The fairies I know have nothing to do with this. They just laze around and eat your food and their elder forgets people's names.

[detectifae]

That is pretty exciting when you think of it. Think there's a way your universe can show me a picture of you?