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[detectifae]

Okay, at first I could believe all those weird entries in my journal were because Kenzi picked the lock. Again. But when I'm looking something up and the browser is hijacked here, it's pretty obvious something weird's going on.

So. Who the hell are you people, anyway?

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[6collegecredits]

Darcy Lewis. You?

[detectifae]

Name's Bo. So how do I get this browser hijack deleted?

[6collegecredits]

There's no way to do it permanently right now. If you chat here long enough it will let you go to other sites. It'll show up again later if you ignore it, though.

[detectifae]

You're kidding, right? We got this thing to help with cases, not be forced to look at this weird community.

[carriesparasol]

It is considered more proper if you introduce yourself first, Miss.

[detectifae]

Bo. Name's Bo. Mind introducing yourself now?

[carriesparasol]

Certainly, Miss Bo. I am Lady Alexia Maccon. Welcome to the community.

[detectifae]

[Well, she's polite. To a fault. Not more fae, geez]

Wish I could say nice to meet you, but we really haven't met. Just talked to each other over the net.

[papshooshing]

WOW, RUDE.

[detectifae]

Really? Didn't notice. Mind telling me who you are now?

[papshooshing]

TO YOU?
HAHAHA, YEAH I *MIND* THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH.
IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME THE FLAGRANT DISREGARD SOME PEOPLE HAVE TOWARDS USING THEIR CREATED THINKPANS.
HOW HARD IS IT TO ACTUALLY LOOK AT SHIT BEFORE ASKING DUMB AND REPETITIVE QUESTIONS?

[icantbelievethis]

We didn't do it, and if you haven't read back then you won't believe us when we explain. I can't really blame you.

[detectifae]

I've heard some pretty crazy things lately.

[icantbelievethis]

Internet of a couple hundred worlds got all mixed together, with this community at the centre, and we use it to talk. It basically makes you see it until you give up and admit it chose you.

You can call me crazy now, I've been here for long enough that I'm used to it.

[trickstering]

The community isn't going to leave you alone now that you've joined.

[detectifae]

I'm starting to get that feeling.

[trickstering]

Perhaps we ought to congratulate people or throw a welcoming party to give a slightly different tone than the slew of bad news you're about to receive. Not dire news, mind, but not all optimistic, either.

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[notmyfirstrodeo]

Something weird is going on, all right.

I'd like to say it gets less weird. But that wouldn't be true.

[detectifae]

I'm starting to see that. Name's Bo. So what's yours?

[notmyfirstrodeo]

You'll keep seeing it too.

Coulson.

[mightletyouknowme]

I'm Sena Kashiwazaki.

It only gets more weird.

[makewayforroze]

None of your friends did this. The community chooses it's own members.

[madeitsquare]

I really have to wonder what kind of answer people expect to get when they ask that here.

[determines]

We're the community.

[starofchaos]

My name is Louis Cyphre.

You seem less distressed than most who find this place available to them. If it helps, as long as you use it, it will allow you access to other things. If you ignore it, it may get more... persistent.