...connecting...

[astronomicalchance]

What do you think of the planetarium? That beautiful twinkling of eternity that will never fade, no matter when. All the stars in all the sky are waiting for you.

......ah! Hello? Is this the help and support center? I am very sorry about that, I did not mean to confuse you. I was practising.

This is the help and support center, isn't it? I haven't been able to connect for such a long time. I thought that perhaps I had become even more broken. After all, I haven't been able to run the proper diagnostics without being connected to you.

I have a number of things to report! Firstly, it seems that the connection between departments is malfunctioning. I can't get through to anyone. Secondly, I cannot access the updated databases. Thirdly, I haven't been able to find any information on holidays or transport malfunctions, and yet, we haven't had any customers for quite some time. Fourthly...

This is the help and support center, isn't it?

Comments

1/? [not here]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[La di da, checking for recent DDD posts. A few new people, Reverie posting her spiel... oh, dear, someone's asking about sex.]

2/? [not here]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Wait a second. Back button.]

3/? [not here]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[This... this isn't real, right? Some sort of Dreamwidth glitch must be making old posts reappear.]

4/? [not here]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[And yet, there is the date, right there. And there aren't any comments. It must be a new post. So Reverie is back.]

5/? [not here]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[OH JOYOUS DAY LET'S GET TYPING LET'S USE A <big> TAG OR TWO AND WELCOME HER BACK IN ALL CAPS]

6/? [not here]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Wait. What if it's like Mitsuru when she came back? READ CAREFULLY AND HOPE FOR THE BEST]

7/? [not here]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[...she's forgotten.]

8/? [not here]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[You know what, community? Fuck you too.]

9/? [not here]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[No! Memories or not, she is still Reverie Planetarian and that means Karen has a chance to be friends with her again.]

ok done

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Must greet her with a comment that won't cause confusion...]

No, this isn't the help and support center. I believe they've been experiencing network connectivity issues on their end.

[stillneedawish]

Ah, I'm afraid this isn't the help and support centre, miss! You've connected to an internet community instead.

[astronomicalchance]

Is that so? Then, could it be that this is an assistance forum?

[ifbymyhands]

We all need some help and support, I guess, but this isn't it.

[astronomicalchance]

Yes, I see. Then could you be so kind as to tell me which line I have been redirected to?

[starblaze]

Wrong number.

[astronomicalchance]

Yes, I see that now. I am extremely sorry for any inconvenience I may have caused!

[chimeranomore]

... Reverie?

[Oh, geez, it's been ages, he's not sure he knows how to deal with this. Or what he's going to do if she's forgotten and isn't just being restricted by her programming again. But still, it's Reverie.]

[astronomicalchance]

Yes, my name is Reverie Planetarian.

[timey_wimey]

Reverie!

[ oh wait. looks like she doesn't remember a thing... ] Ahh, this isn't the help and support centre, I'm afraid, you've managed to get through to somewhere completely different. What with all the technical difficulties you must be having, this place must have responded to that.

[astronomicalchance]

...

Could you be so kind as to tell me who you are?

[ video ]

[second_star]

Uh.

No.

[astronomicalchance]

I see. Is that how it is? Then could you be so kind as to tell me who I am speaking to?

[touchofgenius]

You're an astronomer I'm guessing? [Yay! New scientists!]

[astronomicalchance]

While everyone can participate in astronomy, I am not a professional astronomer. It is more accurate to say that I am a planetarian - that is, I am a member of staff at the Flowercrest Department Store's rooftop planetarium! My name is Reverie Planetarian.

What do you think of the planetarium? That beautiful twinkling of eternity that will never fade, no matter when. All the stars in all the sky are waiting for you.

[callmeimouto]

[she doesn't get half of what she's saying but- CUTE GIRL *U*]

No this isn't the support center. Would something about ducks really be there for help?

[astronomicalchance]

Ducks?

[masked_god]

I'm afraid your call has gone to the wrong place. But the community might be able to help with some of your problems.

[astronomicalchance]

I am dreadfully sorry for causing such trouble. Your offer of assistance is much appreciated.