[Video]

[howbadcanibe]

I was just going to make this post for Harumi and Birkin, but I think you all need a little insight on the subject. My invention, what I am trying to sell is called a Thneed. T-H-N-E-E-D. Because it's a {th}ing everyone {need}s. Is not called 'Red', 'The-need', 'Bleed' or 'Swede'.

It's an object, it can become many different things and it has a lot of potential. I only have it in pink, thought. I don't know why so many of you seems to be itnerested in green ones. See:

[He puts a fluffy pink thing in front of the camera. That is a thneed, ladies and gentleman. Then the Once-ler makes a face, looking slightly embarrassed. This is all Harumi's fault.]

However it has northing to do with intercourse, so it can't be a toy... [That past part had to be said but someone kill him now, please.]

[Locked to Doc. Scratch.]

A word with you, if you please.

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Comments

[Video]

[swordplay]

That was more specific than I needed.

[Video]

[howbadcanibe]

Some people here needs the specifics.

[touchofgenius]

It's 'freed' right?

[howbadcanibe]

Now you are doing that on purpose.

I apologize for all the things my evil twin said during the virus.

[twotailmechanic]

[Luckily for Once-ler, the last part went over Tails' head.] Why would someone think it's a toy? It doesn't even look like one.

[howbadcanibe]

[Good, very good. You are too young for that sort of things, Tail.]

[But why did you have to ask that?]Eh...some toys have very strange forms, I've heard.

[nie_unschuldig]

And just why would I need a fuzzy pink sweater looking thing?

[howbadcanibe]

It's not really a sweater! It can be a hammock, a toothbrush holder, a nest, an addition to soup, a dust cloth, a rust remover, a buttery nest, a viper trap, a baby's diaper, a pillow and a blanket....and its' only 3,98$

permavid

[starblaze]

[....... intercourse.......

j-just this face.]

[howbadcanibe]

[What.]

[ifbymyhands]

Fujiyoshi-san, huh?

[howbadcanibe]

Yes. She is a bit focused on the sexual aspect of things.

[notmyfirstrodeo]

Oh. I've seen those around here. We call them Snuggies.

PFFFFFFFF Coulson you win this threath

[howbadcanibe]

Snuggies? What an absurd name. [You mean that someone stole his idea?]Are those made with truffula trees?

[onefeeling]

....In... ter... course... [ why ]

Um.

I have my remedy for the color thing? I tested it on an entire fox so I think it should work on the thneed.

[howbadcanibe]

Some people in this comm have a wild imagination, Tinkerbell. [HARUMI. When in doubt, blame her. Or Birkin. or both.]

Oh, that's true! Sorry I forgot, we should try and see if it works well with the thneeds. I have yours done already. [Since it was so small.] The virus kept me a bit busy so I couldn't tell you sooner.

[ video ]

[soulfist]

Ah! So it's an outfit~

[ video ]

[howbadcanibe]

Among many things! It can transform. It can be a hat, a hammock, a diaper for babies, a butterfly's nest, a viper trap... you can use it to clean too is very absorbent.

[makewayforroze]

Are you having problems with it?

[howbadcanibe]

With the invention? No, more with the people who keep thinking it's a different sort of thing.

[second_star]

Alright, I'll shoot.

Why do I need it?

[howbadcanibe]

Depends. What do you do? the Thneed has many uses, from being a clothing item to a weapon or even a dust remover.

[locked]

[docfoul]

Not to worry. We have very little to discuss.

You were under the influence of a virus, and so was I. Neither of us can be held accountable for our actions.

[locked]

[howbadcanibe]

Ah, g-good. [He was about to ask Scratch if he still planned on killing him but...that works too. Once-ler gives him a small smile.]

I talked to Madoka during the virus, she was in your body and she had a ball white instead of a head. But then when I saw you later you looked human. Which one is your real appearance?

[madeitsquare]

I'm not letting you handle public relations anymore.

AHAHAHAH ROLFMAO

[howbadcanibe]

W-why not!?

[sandinmyboots]

What's that mean? You could use it as the Earth fuzzy handcuffs, for instance.

[howbadcanibe]

...


I guess..it's a..possible use. [WHY KEFKA]

[tunics]

Whoaaa that looks so soft!

[howbadcanibe]

It's softer than the finest silk, and smells very sweet.

[catears]

Now that I see it, it looks like a tentacle monster.

[howbadcanibe]

It does not! And tentacle monsters doesn't exist.