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[It's hard to see exactly what's going on in this post, because it appears to be of a room where the lights are off, illuminated entirely by the computer screen. The young woman in front of her computer, though, looks irritated.]

Whatever this is, it needs to get the hell off my screen and let me access the rest of the internet. If it isn't gone in five seconds, I'm going to let Buffy at it to trace and dismantle it and nobody is going to like that.

[She scowls deeper.]

Except Buffy. And I've made this damn post like it keeps telling me, so it's going to go away now. Right?

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[losesbest]

Wrong.

[imagesmaydisturb]

Oh. Great.

[losesbest]

Better get used to it while you can.

[imagesmaydisturb]

Nope, sorry, I'm going to start up my anti-virus programs.

If that doesn't work, I'll call in the big guns. I don't have time for this.

[losesbest]

Oh, I love you little newbies. How you think those big guns of your's will actually matter.

See you in five minutes.

[hasbottombunk]

You know Buffy?

[imagesmaydisturb]

Of course I know Buffy. We work together. Do you know Buffy?

[hasbottombunk]

Yes. [hooray for name confusion?] Are you with her right now?

[imagesmaydisturb]

No, she's at home. Or something. I don't track her movements.

[She frowns, leaning forward.]

Is something wrong? How do you know her?

[makewayforroze]

You know Buffy?

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I think it's a different Buffy.

[She had this discussion!]

Is everything okay with the other Buffy? I've had someone else asking, too.

[makewayforroze]

Oh, I didn't realize Buffy was a very common name. I've only seen it on here once.

Things are bad for her right now so I thought it might be the same for you.

[imagesmaydisturb]

I haven't heard it very often. It's just a nickname for my Buffy, though- she named herself after some pre-Rising television show, I think. Her real name is Georgette.

And I hope your friend makes it out okay. What's wrong?

[sexbastian]

Burn the computer and run as far away from the ashes as you can. Trust me, it's good advice.

[imagesmaydisturb]

Is this the internet equivalent of Kellis-Amberlee?

[sexbastian]

I have no idea what that is. So, let's say yes.

[imagesmaydisturb]

Huh.

[She leans on her hand.]

So this really does go to other worlds.

[precursorstone_gun_nest]

Yeah, that's why I never let my girlfriend near mine anymore.

[imagesmaydisturb]

Isn't that charming of you.

[precursorstone_gun_nest]

I meant the dismantling thing. Keira's big on gadgets. If she found out I was getting the internet from another world, well, I'd never see the thing again.

Not that the community wouldn't just show up on the next computer, but still.

[imagesmaydisturb]

Yeah, I'm sure Buffy would want to get her fingers all over this.

[sandinmyboots]

You know Buffy? Or a Buffy?

[imagesmaydisturb]

I know a Buffy. I'm pretty sure she doesn't own exclusive rights to the name.

[sandinmyboots]

I'm guessing not, since the last we saw of 'our' Buffy, she was in a van fleeing crossbow-wielding pursuers!

[imagesmaydisturb]

No, in our van it's usually us wielding the crossbows.