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[brutalcartography]

A question for the members who are present. Do not leave a single detail behind:

How much olive oil do you use per day?

Comments

[darklycharming]

None.

[brutalcartography]

Do you compensate with salt and water?

[darklycharming]

Compensate for what?

[drjackal]

What recipe are we trying to prepare?

[brutalcartography]

That's irrelevant.

[drjackal]

I find it quite relevant to your question.

[sandinmyboots]

I prefer butter.

[brutalcartography]

Do you use excessive amounts of garlic?

[sandinmyboots]

Not strong enough. Your Earth jalepenos are more satisfying!

[chimeranomore]

I'll be honest, I have never actually cooked somewhere I would even have access to olive oil.

[brutalcartography]

[Mark that as 'none'. Moving on to the next.]

How many grams of salt do you own?

[heavenlyhome]

It depends upon how many guests we have that day. I do go through a bottle nearly every week, however.

[brutalcartography]

And I presume these guests come into your household frequently?

[ms_potts]

Olive oil? That's a bit of an absurd question, don't you think?

[brutalcartography]

As absurd as talking to wizards, anthropomorphic beings and humans with extraordinary psychic powers?

I am not looking for a second opinion. I am looking for an answer.

[nie_unschuldig]

All depends. Are we talking about in a regular day or an extra special one?

[brutalcartography]

Start with your daily routine.

[believemyvoice]

None.

[brutalcartography]

Extra-virgin?

[spiritually]

Not a lot.. I've never really asked. [ He doesn't make his own meals :| ] Why?

[brutalcartography]

[Doesn't go anywhere near the oil...

Hold it there- he isn't done!]

Does your salt come in a bottle or a box?

[thekidsare0kay]

what'2 oliive oiil and what am ii u2iing iit for?

[brutalcartography]

Let me guess; You are one of those supposed other-worldly beings?

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[second_star]

None?

[brutalcartography]

Do you pinch your salt?