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[thekidsare0kay]

hey guy2?
thii2 ii2 mo2tly diirected at the troll2.

dumb questiion.
when you go through your adult metamorpho2ii2, doe2 iit ju2t kiinda happen when you aren't lookiing?
ii thought iit would be more iinvolved than thii2.
wiing2 are cool, but ii feel kiinda gypped, phy2iically.
ii'm 2tiill 2hort, two.

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[zuipperpips]

No fuckin' way wings are troll puberty. Or they are and someone's got a shitload of explaining to do. [ she turns around to show the camera her back so he can see

nothing

there's nothing actually there ]

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[thekidsare0kay]

[He flicks on the video, too, and he has cute little bee wings on his back, which he had to cut big ragged holes in his shirt to accommodate and they're really fucking useless. I mean, he can fly anyway, but this is dumb]

I heard onthe thome trollth had wingth! Like millionth of thweepth ago. But I don't think they were lame like thethe.

Why do you have your back to the camera?

video;

[zuipperpips]

What? I'm showing you-- shit, there they go again! [ she's craning her neck to look over her shoulder, and then reaches over and waves her hand in the vicinity of her shoulderblades. There's a faint sound of feathers and for a moment you can see a hint of something that looks a bit like pink electronic tracery ] They're sassy fuckers, they keep doing that.

video;

[thekidsare0kay]

Oh. [He leans closer to the screen] Thothe are cool.

Re: video;

[zuipperpips]

Yeah? Yours are pretty cute too! Even if your shirt is totally ruined.

video;

[thekidsare0kay]

Yeah, it really thuckth! Wingth get in the way. But I have other shirtth. I guethh thethe will go away, huh?

Re: video;

[zuipperpips]

Probs. I mean, it's gotta be some weird comm thing. They're pretty useless, so like, whatever, right?

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[thekidsare0kay]

Yeah, it mutht be, if you've got wingth, too. And they are fucking uthelethh. [Eyeroll] I tried to thee if I could fly with them, but my back jutht got tired. Uthing my powerth to fly ith eathier. [He buzzes them a bit, but meh, all it does is blow his hair around a little.]

Re: video;

[zuipperpips]

Oh my god, can you imagine what it would look like if you could fly with them? You'd be like this fuckin gigantic bumblebee with these tiny little wings, it'd be adorbs!

Re: video;

[thekidsare0kay]

[Slow...yellow...blush] Well, you don't have to imagine that, really.

[He gets up and adjusts his camera high, then starts buzzing his wings as fast as he can. But at the same time, a red and blue nimbus forms around his body as he lifts from the floor and begins buzzing around the room]

Re: video;

[zuipperpips]

[ she falls about laughing, giving him a round of applause ] Holy shit, that's sweet!

video;

[thekidsare0kay]

[He laughs and returns to his seat] It'th thort of cheating...

[artfulironicist]

It's not your metamorphosis.

[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, ii fiigured that out.
thank2.

[artfulironicist]

Do you moult, or go into a cocoon, or what?
Did no-one ever give you a troll-puberty book?

Pulling headcanon out of my ass alert: castmates you are not bound by this

[thekidsare0kay]

well iit'2 a cocoon, yeah.
but no one'2 ever gone iintwo a whole lot of detaiil about how iit feel2 and how long iit take2.
my lu2u2 diidn't exactly explaiin iit!

Re: video;

[zuipperpips]

Yeah, yeah. Two kindsa people, okay? Cheaters and losers. And I guess also people who are just really good at things but we're so not counting them right now.

video;

[thekidsare0kay]

[He laughs, startled by that] You're totally right. Guethh I can be proud to be a cheater, then.

Re: video;

[zuipperpips]

Exactly. I mean who the fuck even cares how you got there, as long as you get there? Right?

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[thekidsare0kay]

You mean, in the thky? [He laughs again] I doubt anyone careth, that'th true.