♬ 002

[parodies]

[the first thing that can be seen on the feed is a hand, moving away from the keyboard after having switched on the webcam]

[most of the rest of the video is taken up by a young girl-- she's standing with her back to the camera, and is close enough that all that can be really seen are her wings (colorful; very funky-looking and patchworked), and a few snatches of blonde hair]

[not much of the room she's in is visible, but if anyone looks closely, it's clearly a girl's cluttered bedroom: clothes, accessories, some toys, a guitar lying on a large semicircled windowseat]

[she stands still for a few seconds, then takes a shaky breath and speaks]

Okay.

I believe you now.

Comments

[parodies]

And the ones on TV are usually fakes.

[ghostshippingly]

What?

... I suppose they must do it for the money, mustn't they.

[parodies]

If you can get famous you're set for life. Some of them have their own shows, like the Pet Psychic.

[ghostshippingly]

Does that person really claim to talk to people's pets?

[parodies]

Only dead ones. I know a girl whose mom hired her when their cat died.

[ghostshippingly]

That's strange... I wouldn't claim to be able to channel someone's pet. I think that would only work if I was able to understand animals to begin with... or if the person who wanted their pet channelled did, I suppose. But I don't think the Kurain technique even works on animal spirits.

[parodies]

Her mom is a little loopy.