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So, they say that I’m well enough to use the computer now. Awesome, fabulous, maravilloso; now I'll have something to do instead of paperwork.

I don’t know why, but I just love the internet. Used to enjoy the free videos and...uh, adult material, for any of you young'uns out there reading this. Truth be told, all of that stuff is pretty worthless right now. Can’t watch the videos, can’t drool over the pretty pictures, can’t even do some of that new fangled oekaki that you kids are raving about today. If it wasn’t for this fancy-schmancy “type ‘n talk” program, I’d probably...well, gosh. I don’t know what I’d do. Maybe kill myself. Maybe shoot someone. Yeah, second option sounds pretty good. Luckily for me, I have all of you, my nice new friends, to keep me from teetering off of the brink of insanity and boredom. Yippee skippee!

So, Drama Drama Duck, was it? Hola, nice to meet you all. I’m Sands.