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So, they say that I’m well enough to use the computer now. Awesome, fabulous, maravilloso; now I'll have something to do instead of paperwork.

I don’t know why, but I just love the internet. Used to enjoy the free videos and...uh, adult material, for any of you young'uns out there reading this. Truth be told, all of that stuff is pretty worthless right now. Can’t watch the videos, can’t drool over the pretty pictures, can’t even do some of that new fangled oekaki that you kids are raving about today. If it wasn’t for this fancy-schmancy “type ‘n talk” program, I’d probably...well, gosh. I don’t know what I’d do. ~~Maybe kill myself. Maybe shoot someone. Yeah, second option sounds pretty good.~~ Luckily for me, I have all of you, my nice new friends, to keep me from teetering off of the brink of insanity and boredom. Yippee skippee!

So, Drama Drama Duck, was it? Hola, nice to meet you all. I’m Sands.

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Hola amigo! Always glad to hear another speaker of the best language in the world~

Panchito here. Welcome to the crazy fiesta that is DDD.

Best country in the world, I might add.

I'm always for a bit of insanity every now and then.

Agreed agreed agreed~

Then you'll love this place, trust me~

If it'll get me out of doing any notable work, then fine.

...Hi. That was kind of a...weird introduction?

I'm Elena, (hopefully) it's nice to meet you~

I strive for originality, sweetie.

In that case, congratulations~

You're blind, right? That's what you meant when you said you couldn't watch that stuff? How did you find this community then?

It's a secret. Sssssh.

...

You're kinda weird XD

Aren't we all?

I...guess? Some more than others, though

Tch. Weird is such a relative term anyway these days, sugarbutt.

aG;;lkjaal;knae sugarbutt???

With a name like Elena, I'm sure you must have an equally pretty body.

*totally blushing* Um, thanks. Not right now I don't, though...

We all have our bad days.

Oh believe me this is worse than a bad day. Much worse. This community has this tendency to affect the people on it. Like, we get viruses and stuff. The latest one is so many levels of urgh.

What kind of virus is it?

(screened comment)

...

Yeah. That pretty much sums it up.

So.

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You a tranny?

ASHKJ;wg;LKJAH What!? NO! Wtf.

The program couldn't translate that, so I'll take that as a "yes".

NO. NO NO NO. I'M NOT. Ass.

Please, enough with the capslock. The volume is turned up, and it hurts my ears.

...Sorry. Maybe you should stop being an ass then. Hmph.

It's nice to meet you too, Sands-san. I'm sorry to hear that you've been unwell. Computers really are wonderful things, letting us connect to the outside world, when otherwise we would be shut off. ^__^;;

Aren't you talented at stating the obvious! Bravo, kiddo.

...ah, I'm sorry. I say silly things when I'm nervous. My name is Hinamori, by the way.

Hinamori. Japanese, right?

Yes, that's right. Where are you from, Sands-san?

Lots of places. Sometimes Mexico, sometimes America. I like some variation in life, you know?

It must be nice to go and visit other places. I would like to travel to America, some day.

Go to Mexico. They have the best food ever. Like puerco pibil.

...You a cop?

Maybe.

Your username sounds like, that's all.

Anyway, I'm Kyon. And this is the community where the most weird-ass stuff from the worst t.v. shows happens.

And here I was hoping that I'd be another pretty face in the crowd.

Like Friends?

Here? You might.

Actually, Friends reflects more logic. Frightening, isn't it.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

Especially when most of it comes from the ambiguously gay paleontologist.

...ambiguously gay paleontologist?

You know, the actor who played him did the voice of that neurotic giraffe in Madagascar.

Sorry, I'm pretty bad with actors from Friends. I've barely seen it in the first place.

Actually, I don't think I am sorry about that.

My, my isn't this redundant.

Mm. That didn't sound very enthusiastic.

It's not the enthusiasm that's gone scadoo mate.

Aw, don't keep me guessing. I hate playing that game.

And where's the fun in that, I ask you ?

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