Voice

[bare_my_fangs]

Fuck. Alright. Fine. Shit, I've had tattoos that were easier to shake than this goddamn community. Are you happy now? Is this what you wanted? [And yes, it's perfectly normal to hold a conversation with a website. Especially if you’re Michael Trinity] Did Michel put you up to this because I forgot our anniversary? Is that what this is?

[There's a small thud and then a sigh]

Well I'm here now, so you can kindly just fuck off and give me my browser back.

[Cranky? Who, him? No, why would he be cranky? It's not like the community attacked him while he was uploading data to his terminal and gave him a headache or anything.]

Looks like things have changed since I've been away though. Like seriously, what's up with the domain change? Time for a roll call. [Amused] I'll start. I'm Michael and I'm a student studying aerospace engineering.

Your turn.

Comments

[glimmerous_fop]

Welcome back [Does he need an introduction?]

[bare_my_fangs]

Now I'm pretty sure I know you. Refresh my memory.

[glimmerous_fop]

You forgot my pretty face, Herr?

Klavier Gavin.

[bare_my_fangs]

Huh. Klavier? That name does ring some bells...

Nah, I'm just kidding. I could never forget your beautiful face. Miss me?

[daretotry]

Uh...hi? I'm Finn. Did this place seriously hunt you down and make you join again? That's creepy.

[bare_my_fangs]

No, it was worse, man. It sent a robot after me while I was at school and it tried to kidnap me and force me to make posts on this shitty community. I tried to run away but it got me in the end.

Please help me

[mightletyouknowme]

Are all engineering students as happy as you?

[Ah well, might as well go with it.]

I'm Sena Kashiwazaki.

[glimmerous_fop]

So I managed to leave an impression.

The community has definitely been missing something in your absence!

[bare_my_fangs]

It's a non-stop party [If you could see him he'd be rolling his eyes]

Yeah, you're definitely after my time. How long have you been here, kid?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Typical. Someone finally comes back with their memories intact, and it's you.

[bare_my_fangs]

Well, it makes sense considering the number of times I've sucked your dick.

Naturally. I'm a lovable guy. Anything happen while I was away?

[bare_my_fangs]

Just to make sure they're properly intact you should show me a picture of you topless.

[oceanicbutterfly]

You and your sister both have the most bizarre fascination with my chest.

[rulingwinds]

Keith Goodman...

...So it's possible for this place to draw you back in even after it lets you go.

[mightletyouknowme]

You look too young to be calling me a kid.

[She stops, a finger going to her chin in thought.] A few months, now.

[bare_my_fangs]

That'd be kinda hot if she wasn't my sister. You got any other girls with a bizarre fascination for you chest?

[oceanicbutterfly]

You're the only ones where it's bizarre.

[glimmerous_fop]

I recall there were no complaints.

The domain change was probably the most significant thing. New members have been sucked in, old members have been let go, and the viruses are still a huge pain in the ass.

[bare_my_fangs]

I bet you say that to all the guys.

Enjoying the viruses?

[bare_my_fangs]

Yeah, I guess. I mean, usually we get different versions of the same person but I guess I'm just special.

[bare_my_fangs]

Yeah, I'll take a couple of pictures of those girls feeling you up thanks.

[trinities]

There were like, totally not enough pervs on here without you!

[oceanicbutterfly]

That'll be one my fist in your face, please.

[bare_my_fangs]

I could never complain about that, believe me.

Yeah, that's...weird. Really weird, but I guess this place had a reason for it. I have to say though, the viruses are the one thing I really haven't missed.

[rulingwinds]

Special? But it's an imposition isn't it? You were trying to avoid this place.