Voice

[bare_my_fangs]

Fuck. Alright. Fine. Shit, I've had tattoos that were easier to shake than this goddamn community. Are you happy now? Is this what you wanted? [And yes, it's perfectly normal to hold a conversation with a website. Especially if you’re Michael Trinity] Did Michel put you up to this because I forgot our anniversary? Is that what this is?

[There's a small thud and then a sigh]

Well I'm here now, so you can kindly just fuck off and give me my browser back.

[Cranky? Who, him? No, why would he be cranky? It's not like the community attacked him while he was uploading data to his terminal and gave him a headache or anything.]

Looks like things have changed since I've been away though. Like seriously, what's up with the domain change? Time for a roll call. [Amused] I'll start. I'm Michael and I'm a student studying aerospace engineering.

Your turn.

Comments

[glimmerous_fop]

Welcome back [Does he need an introduction?]

[bare_my_fangs]

Now I'm pretty sure I know you. Refresh my memory.

[daretotry]

Uh...hi? I'm Finn. Did this place seriously hunt you down and make you join again? That's creepy.

[bare_my_fangs]

No, it was worse, man. It sent a robot after me while I was at school and it tried to kidnap me and force me to make posts on this shitty community. I tried to run away but it got me in the end.

Please help me

[mightletyouknowme]

Are all engineering students as happy as you?

[Ah well, might as well go with it.]

I'm Sena Kashiwazaki.

[bare_my_fangs]

It's a non-stop party [If you could see him he'd be rolling his eyes]

Yeah, you're definitely after my time. How long have you been here, kid?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Typical. Someone finally comes back with their memories intact, and it's you.

[bare_my_fangs]

Just to make sure they're properly intact you should show me a picture of you topless.

[rulingwinds]

Keith Goodman...

...So it's possible for this place to draw you back in even after it lets you go.

[bare_my_fangs]

Yeah, I guess. I mean, usually we get different versions of the same person but I guess I'm just special.

[trinities]

There were like, totally not enough pervs on here without you!

[bare_my_fangs]

Yeah, I hear you've been hitting on Karen in my place.

[thekidsare0kay]

you were here and then came back?
weiird.
2o you're goiing two make 2pace 2hiip2?

[bare_my_fangs]

What's even weirder is that you don't remember me.

[shoot]

What do I have to do with this?

[bare_my_fangs]

I know you missed me, but this wasn't the way to get my attention.

Audio

[cooledition]

It's nice to meet you! My name is Ryoko Asakura.

[bare_my_fangs]

Probably would have enjoyed it under much better conditions, but whatever. Are you a student too?

Video

[believemyvoice]

You can forced to come back? Well that certainly is depressing.


Tokiya Ichinose. I'm a student at the Saotome Academy studying music.

[bare_my_fangs]

Tell me about it.

You haven't been here long, right? I'm pretty sure I'd remember you.

[jailbirds]

I'm someone who was enjoying you being gone so turn your fat ass around and get the fuck outta here.

[bare_my_fangs]

It's okay, Mina. I'm here now.

[material_guy]

Eh? Were you always a rocket scientist?

[bare_my_fangs]

It's a hobby. My true calling is being a pornstar.

( text )

[ex_apocryphas39]

...

[ YOU NEVER CHANGE MAN ]

Hello again, Michael.

[bare_my_fangs]

Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes. Hi, Kaworu. Miss me?

[aburningspirit]

Damn.

[bare_my_fangs]

Yeah, I just have that effect on people. It's about time you showed up. [Aww he missed you]

[croibhristeoir]

Hello, Michael. My name is Diarmuid, nice to meet you.

LMAO it's okay

[bare_my_fangs]

Diar...muid...? Right. I think I'll just call you David for short.

You a student, Dave?

[sexbastian]

Well...aren't you a ray of fucking sunshine.

[bare_my_fangs]

It's why I'm such a popular guy.

And you are...?

[Video]

[howbadcanibe]

I'm the Once-ler. Welcome here ..I guess.

You was part of this place before? How did you leave?

[bare_my_fangs]

Pretty much by accident. I got really busy with work and shit and just stopped checking here.

What's an Once-ler?

[not_that_lockon]

Well just look who's back.

[bare_my_fangs]

I bet you missed me. Tell me you missed me. I missed you. Especially the getting drunk together bit.

( text )

[insensate]

... |

[ he doesn't really like what you're implying about being dragged back ]

[bare_my_fangs]

Well done. I think you're at the stage where you can move onto using actual words now. Let's give it a try.

Voice

[jesus_is_gundam]

Michael Trinity.

[Clearly Setsuna is enthused about you being back. Can't you tell from his monotone?]

[bare_my_fangs]

Yeah, you can stop crying yourself to sleep now.