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[There’s the sound of a car engine purring before a male voice can be hear over the noise.]

I hope you enjoyed the ride as much as I did, Taseress. [For those who talked to the giant robot before, it would be easy to tell it’s Knock Out. For those who haven't, it just might sound like Darcy got lucky.]

Was I too rough? [Speed. He likes that.] I get a bit carried away sometimes.

[And now Darcy's familiar voice speaks up. It's a bit shaky from the intense drive.] No, it was perfect. Just what I needed to blow off some steam. We should do it again sometime.

Of course.

[And the sound abruptly cuts off.]

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[Guess who doesn't know Knock Out to recognize his voice?

Clap. Clapclapclap.]

Chances are you're clapping about something that didn't actually happen.

With the sudden cut-off like that, I'm figuring it happened twice. One good screw deserves another or somethin', the saying goes?

Doesn't matter since it doesn't apply here. We were racing.

Who "won"?

Wow, seriously? What are you, twelve-years-old?

You can't give a set up like that and not expect someone to take it, kid.

I didn't give anything. And I already explained that it's a misunderstanding.

While knowin' exactly what kinda misunderstanding it is. If you wanna clear it up, do a better job. The hell kinda difference would a guy yer racing against bein' rough make? You don't normally attack the other racers in things like that, do you?

Fine, let me clear it up for you.

The guy in question is a robot. A robot who can turn into a racing car. Clear enough for you?

See, when you put it like that it's---....

What?

You heard me. Robot. Turns into a racing car.

You picked a car ride over a robot ride?

Seemed more...secure to me, honestly.

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[Best.]

Thanks, but what are those for?

Hey, do you turn into anything else besides a car?!

I don't kiss and tell.

[Short answer: No. Long answer: Yes, if he scans a different vehicle. But he likes sport cars.]

[The robot is clearly the more fun one of the pair.]

Even when the community tries to tell for you. Now that's a gentleman!

[Indeed he is. He tries his best.]

I pride myself on that and she deserves it.

So she likes it a little rough but safe... You got yourself a kinda classy one, even if she's a little uptight. We'll just say I'm clapping for that.

she likes just the right level of emotion. She's not that upright, Darcy just had some rough days lately. I wanted to help her to relax.

I can see why she's so into you.

Into me...well, she was a few hours ago.

And yer so versatile and open! No one can call you vanilla.

[Greed fully assumes Knock Out not only understands the innuendo but that they are both mutually playing "innocent" with it.]

[Alas, He doesn't. Yet. He knows what sex is, but he didn't associate it with this conversation.]

I do my best to adapt to the situation. In the end it's more gratifying.

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