[voice]

[6collegecredits]

[There’s the sound of a car engine purring before a male voice can be hear over the noise.]

I hope you enjoyed the ride as much as I did, Taseress. [For those who talked to the giant robot before, it would be easy to tell it’s Knock Out. For those who haven't, it just might sound like Darcy got lucky.]

Was I too rough? [Speed. He likes that.] I get a bit carried away sometimes.

[And now Darcy's familiar voice speaks up. It's a bit shaky from the intense drive.] No, it was perfect. Just what I needed to blow off some steam. We should do it again sometime.

Of course.

[And the sound abruptly cuts off.]

Comments

[hulk]

...Oh, well. That's. Ahem. Good to know. N-not that if it was something else, I wouldn't be. You know. People do what they do, and.

[6collegecredits]

Glad we've got that covered.

Now take a deep breath and calm down, hm?

[hulk]

[ About that, Darcy. ]

Don't worry ab- If I wasn't calm, you'd know.

[6collegecredits]

[ oh the things she hits on without even meaning to. ]

Oh? How?

[hulk]

[ It's her not-superpower. ]

I have... Well, I guess you could call it a slight nervous condition. [ Look at this taffy-stretched truth here. ] It's-- Kind of hard to miss. Very messy.

[6collegecredits]

I take it you're being vague on purpose?

[hulk]

I enjoy my privacy, yes.

[6collegecredits]

Fair enough.

And just so we're clear, I was racing. In a car. Nothing else.

[hulk]

Thank you.

...Ah. Well, then that's all. You know. Cleared up and, uh. Crystal. Not that it's any of my business, of course.

[6collegecredits]

We can't exactly help that the community likes to make things like this other people's business.

permavoice too

[deadlydoctor]

He was riding me. No big deal. [Why is everyone so surprised?]

[6collegecredits]

No. No no no. Stop.

[deadlydoctor]

Whats wrong? Is the truth.

You liked it. You asked me to go even faster. Not many people can take that, I am proud of you.

[6collegecredits]

...

You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

[deadlydoctor]

Are you telling me you didn't enjoy it? [He's both offended and slightly sad now.]

[6collegecredits]

Yes, it was fun racing. But the way you're saying it...well, it's not helping our case.

[deadlydoctor]

We need to do that again, once I'm not so busy. It was relaxing.

Helping our case? Is this some human thing I don't get?

[6collegecredits]

Just the way you're saying things is adding to the misunderstanding.

[hulk]

...R-riding you.

[ THERE SHOULD BE CRICKETS. SO MANY CRICKETS. ]

[deadlydoctor]

[rolling bushes too?]

Yes, because I knew she could do it, of course. Usually I am the one in control. [In control of his driving, that's it.]

[hulk]

[ Well of course. Have to complete the milieu. ]

Look, even if this isn't what it's sounding like, I really, really, really don't need to know this. Any of it. I am perfectly fine with not.

[deadlydoctor]

[We need blowing wind as well then.]

What's wrong, are you scared of speed?

[hulk]

Well, there are a lot of inherent risks of going too fast, what with the questions of slippage and traction and outside variables even if you're sure you're in top shape, and it's. I just think it's easier to go slower.

[deadlydoctor]

Trust me, I have experience with all those variables. And there's also an added factor that makes sure I don't crash into anything.

You speak like a teacher or a scientist.

[hulk]

The added factor being...?

[ derp ] Uh, w-well, I. I sort of dabble. A little. [ Dabble is his new favorite word. ]