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[dekillerqueen]

[Hey, community! You get to see a very brief shot of Shelly before he switches to text. He is looking...



... Not... very happy. Also, remarkably bat-like.]


Good day. I cannot say I enjoy lying to prospective clients, but I am quite sure you will agree with me when I say that telling such a person "I am quite sorry, sir, but I cannot make it to our appointment today, as I have suddenly taken on the physiology of a bat" would not be conducive to business, either.

By the way, I would be grateful if you would be so kind as to keep any sort of sound absent from your replies. Thank you.

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[dekillerqueen]

[Oh. That's a very kind effort, and Shelly appreciates it.]

Thankfully, that does not appear to be an issue.

[twotailmechanic]

[He's a sweetheart like that.]

(Well that's good. Is there any other problems you're having?)

[dekillerqueen]

Well, these new appendages have ruined a perfectly good nightshirt.

[twotailmechanic]

(Could it be fixed by sewing? I would offer, but I'm not good at that.)

[dekillerqueen]

That is unlikely, but thank you for offering.