[Locked from Sam Evans.]

[sexbastian]

I know that a lot of you that can do magic and all sort of cool tricks, so I have a request.

I needs someone to make me a dozen of chapsticks that taste like doritos. Yes, I am aware it's a request weird as hell, but I have my reasons and you will have your reward.

[ooc: in case you are curious, this is why he's asking.]

Comments

[material_guy]

If you want somethin' that tastes like Doritos, why don'tcha just get doritos?

[sexbastian]

Because it's not just about the taste. This is a personalized gif for someone.

He's a special guy and likes chapsticks a lot. Also Doritos.

[material_guy]

Ah, it's that kinda thing! I don't got any kinda chapstick magic or know what Doritos are, but if he likes both, get 'im both, wrap 'em separate, and he'll be twice as happy 'cause he'll get two presents!

[sexbastian]

It's fine, I got help already. Doritos are junk food, his favorite one I think. Similar to potato chips.

He already has like a million of chapsticks for his pretty lips.

[quidditch_stag]

What are chapsticks?

[sexbastian]

This:



Similar to lipstick.

[quidditch_stag]

Okay.

[Next question.]

What are doritos?

[sexbastian]

...

[Man, really, do you live under a rock.]

A kind of seasoned tortilla chips. I can send you some if you need it.

[glass_secret]

You might have an easier time writing to the chapstick company.

[sexbastian]

I don't think they will so kid to actually fulfill my request. I'm not that rich either.

[mightletyouknowme]

It is weird but since it's you asking, nobody will probably ask why.

[sexbastian]

I will take that as something good.

[mightletyouknowme]

Eh, it makes you weird but it means you won't have to answer questions.

[broadwaybound]

What?!

[sexbastian]

Well, if it isn't the lovely Miss Berry. What can I do for you today? [Watch him play nice just to mess with you, Rachel.]

[broadwaybound]

Nothing, if you're involved. And for the record, doritos-flavored chapstick sounds disgusting.

[video like always]

[scanningutterly]

[Orlando has a small frown.]

What are Doritos?

okay, permavideo

[sexbastian]

How can you all live in those very sad worlds where doritos don't exist...It's junk food, basically, similar to potato chips.

aw yeah permavideo

[scanningutterly]

...Why would you want chapstick to taste like that?

[pettedasnake]

Dorito chapstick? Really?

Do you think they could make Lucky Charms chapstick too? That would be amazing.

[sexbastian]

Yes, really. It's not for me.

I can't see why not, if they can do Doritos... Want me to ask James about it, blondie?

[pettedasnake]

That be great. It would be best ever.

[daretotry]

I hate to admit it 'cause it's you, but that does actually sound kinda cool.

[sexbastian]

[Why is he not surprised that you would enjoy something like this?] That's so cute, if i had a heart I would feel touched.

[He's still his snarky self, but he doesn't sound too mean this time.]

So you like junk food too.

[daretotry]

[ he's not sure how to deal with the lack of bite to Sebastian's words ] ...Right.

Yeah, doesn't everyone?