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[second_star]

 

WANTED: YURI LOWELL



Wanted for assault of Imperial Knights, breaking and entering civilian homes, prison break, and kidnapping the royal princess. Has long black hair and wears dark clothing, last seen in the city of Halure. Armed and extremely dangerous.

Reward: 10,000 gald
[ ooc: Though the poster is originally written in the language of Yuri's world, the community automatically translates it to whatever language is used by the viewer. ]

Comments

permavid;

[omnomsgods]

[ like she's gonna bother reading that. Especially when that's one of the most hiarious drawings she's ever seen. ]

video

[second_star]

Stop laughing. I look nothing like that.

[omnomsgods]

........That's supposed to be you?

[second_star]

....What did you think?!

[omnomsgods]

Unyu... but it looks nothing like you.

[oops in her surprise, she accidentally hits the record button on her video.]

[blanched]

[!!!


... after the surprise fades, she looks far more worried than anything. she hopes that he's okay.

SHIT HER CAMERA'S ON she switches it off quickly.]

[second_star]

Exactly. Whoever they hired did a horrible job.

[ video ]

[second_star]

H-hey, it's okay! I'm not that scary!

...Well, I did kind of do all that stuff.

[omnomsgods]

I thought it was just a funny picture... but what's it say on the bottom? [ /lazy literate ]

permavid

[goddamnshit]

Gaaaahahahahaha!! Nice wanted poster, man!

[second_star]

[ In a very monotone voice. ]

Wanted for assault of Imperial Knights, breaking and entering civilian homes, prison break, and kidnapping the royal princess. Has long black hair and wears dark clothing, last seen in the city of Halure. Armed and extremely dangerous.

Reward: 10,000 gald

At least they bumped up the reward since last time.

video

[second_star]

How the hell did this place get a hold of it anyway?

Jeez, what a pain in the ass...

[omnomsgods]

A royal princess. Is there something like an... unroyal princess in your world? Anyway, they forgot to add "he waves a stick around and you shouldn't confuse him with Flynn".

[ video ]

[blanched]

[... she switches the video back on.]

... may I ask... why?

[goddamnshit]

Ha- haha- I think it's really flattering!

[ video ] 1/2

[second_star]

Okay. First of all, the knights were trying to harm Estelle, the so called "royal highness"

Second of all, I was chasing a thief! That's the house he was staying in!

Third of all, I didn't kidnap anyone! She asked to come along! ...Though I guess that counts.

And for breaking out of jail...I do that all the time, actually.

[ video ] 2/2

[second_star]

But hey, look at the reward, it's pretty nice. I'm already worth that much.

[second_star]

I look NOTHING like that!

[ video ]

[blanched]

[she nods. this is a good enough explanation for her.]

Please be careful... what if someone dangerous tries to find you?

[second_star]

I do not wave a stick around. THIS is a sword.

Besides, that's just what they call her. I don't know why, don't ask me.

Dammit, how did this place get this poster anyway...

[ video ]

[second_star]

Oh, they already have. And they've tried to kill me. You're kinda late on that.

[pikapikapikarin]

It... it looks horrible.

It should look more like this I think.



What do you think?

[goddamnshit]

Close enough!

[second_star]

[ Well damn...she's really good. ]

Nice, but I don't think that really solves the problem at hand.

[second_star]

Screw you too.

What, wanted posters are better quality in your world?