[ post by the community]

[second_star]

 

WANTED: YURI LOWELL



Wanted for assault of Imperial Knights, breaking and entering civilian homes, prison break, and kidnapping the royal princess. Has long black hair and wears dark clothing, last seen in the city of Halure. Armed and extremely dangerous.

Reward: 10,000 gald
[ ooc: Though the poster is originally written in the language of Yuri's world, the community automatically translates it to whatever language is used by the viewer. ]

Comments

permavid;

[omnomsgods]

[ like she's gonna bother reading that. Especially when that's one of the most hiarious drawings she's ever seen. ]

video

[second_star]

Stop laughing. I look nothing like that.

[oops in her surprise, she accidentally hits the record button on her video.]

[blanched]

[!!!


... after the surprise fades, she looks far more worried than anything. she hopes that he's okay.

SHIT HER CAMERA'S ON she switches it off quickly.]

[ video ]

[second_star]

H-hey, it's okay! I'm not that scary!

...Well, I did kind of do all that stuff.

permavid

[goddamnshit]

Gaaaahahahahaha!! Nice wanted poster, man!

video

[second_star]

How the hell did this place get a hold of it anyway?

Jeez, what a pain in the ass...

[pikapikapikarin]

It... it looks horrible.

It should look more like this I think.



What do you think?

[second_star]

[ Well damn...she's really good. ]

Nice, but I don't think that really solves the problem at hand.

[howbadcanibe]

I'm quite sure no one will arrest you since no one will be able to tell that monstrosity is you.

[second_star]

I guess that's one good thing about this. I didn't know the community could post this, though.

[sexbastian]

The artist really captured your inner beauty there.

[second_star]

Yeah, I take pride in my triangle nose. Got it from dear ol' gram mama.

[chimeranomore]

... And I thought my wanted posters were bad. How do they expect anyone to recognize you from that?

[second_star]

Beats me. You'd think they'd at least hire someone competent.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

...

Something happened?

[second_star]

Something is the singular term for it. Gotta admit, that's a pretty good reward price, huh?

[miraclefighter]

Mii. Mister is a wanted person?

[second_star]

Yeah...pretty much.

video.

[pawful]

[ she laughs. That really is a bad poster... ]

And, are you? "Armed and extremely dangerous"...?

video.

[second_star]

Well. I have a sword and I know how to use it.

video;

[fans_fire]

...Yuri-kun?

[She sounds...not exactly pleased, but not exactly sure of what to think either]

video;

[second_star]

[ Jeez, of all people to...He sighs. ]

It's...not what you think. But I guess it is kind of true.

[daretotry]

[ he should react to what the poster is saying but...that picture...so distracting ]

Is this for real?

[second_star]

Outside of the picture, it's kinda accurate.

[mightletyouknowme]

[Laughing. Who needs to talk when she's laughing?]

[second_star]

[ He's not even trying now. ] Yeah, yeah, I know.

[ginrouken]

Looks like you've been busy. Though whoever they hired for the portrait has no skill whatsoever.

[second_star]

Right? It's like they didn't even look at me.

[winterkicker]

So that's why you were trying to butter up Yukiko!

[second_star]

Butter up?! What are you talking about?!