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[iseedeadpeople]

Just my luck. The first time I get the ability to contact the outside world, and I get stuck on this website. Really shoulda seen this coming. I don't even know why I'm shocked.

On the off chance that any of you actually are the police: I've been kidnapped by a creepy old man for science, save me.

Comments

[mightletyouknowme]

That's disgusting...

[thatsmyyogurt]

...What are you using to contact us?

[iseedeadpeople]

What? No! He's not that kind of creepy. He just needs me for a stupid experiment he's trying to run.

[iseedeadpeople]

A laptop attached to a really uncomfortable glorified bed.

[mightletyouknowme]

Heh? What kind?

[iseedeadpeople]

...How old are you?

[mightletyouknowme]

What does that have to do with anything?!

[iseedeadpeople]

It has a lot to do with how I'm going to answer your question for starters.

[mightletyouknowme]

You just said he wasn't that kind of creep...

[thatsmyyogurt]

If you keep this page open and use it long enough you should be able to get to the rest of the internet.

[iseedeadpeople]

And then you wanted to know what kind he was. It's a valid question.

[iseedeadpeople]

Don't really know if I have that long. It's probably only a matter of time until some security guard comes wandering around here wondering what I'm doing not being locked in my room. How long does it take for that to happen usually?

[wasabloodknight]

That sounds like the plot for a bad porn movie or something.

[iseedeadpeople]

Okay, look, I'm practically passed out whenever he's in the room, so just. Just don't. Just please don't. I beg you.

[mightletyouknowme]

I'm 17 anyway.

[selfished]

What, is he gonna dissect you or something? Science in that sense?

[dekillerqueen]

I'm afraid you will probably not find help here.

[iseedeadpeople]

...Seriously?

[iseedeadpeople]

Nah, nothing like that. At least, not yet. He's just fucking around with my DNA or my memories or my DNA's memories or something like that.

[iseedeadpeople]

Don't worry, gramps, that's become pretty obvious at this point. Company while I wait for them to get sick of me is helpful in its own way. You guys at least seem a tiny bit more fun than the two people I'm with every day, so I'll take it.

[dekillerqueen]

Hmm. You seem quite calm about this.

[iseedeadpeople]

My other choice is a complete mental breakdown. Staying calm sounds a lot better. Easier to think when you're not panicking.

[dekillerqueen]

Ah, such an attitude requires willpower. Especially in circumstances like yours.

Agent P filter

[of_action]

[...Evil Science?]

[OOC: Hi! Sorry, I can't remember if I've hit you with Perry or not yet.]

[iseedeadpeople]

Eh, I don't know about all that. I've seen a good dose of weird shit in my life. I think I'm just used to it.