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[iseedeadpeople]

Just my luck. The first time I get the ability to contact the outside world, and I get stuck on this website. Really shoulda seen this coming. I don't even know why I'm shocked.

On the off chance that any of you actually are the police: I've been kidnapped by a creepy old man for science, save me.

Comments

[mightletyouknowme]

That's disgusting...

[iseedeadpeople]

What? No! He's not that kind of creepy. He just needs me for a stupid experiment he's trying to run.

[mightletyouknowme]

Heh? What kind?

[iseedeadpeople]

...How old are you?

[thatsmyyogurt]

...What are you using to contact us?

[iseedeadpeople]

A laptop attached to a really uncomfortable glorified bed.

[thatsmyyogurt]

If you keep this page open and use it long enough you should be able to get to the rest of the internet.

[wasabloodknight]

That sounds like the plot for a bad porn movie or something.

[iseedeadpeople]

Okay, look, I'm practically passed out whenever he's in the room, so just. Just don't. Just please don't. I beg you.

[selfished]

What, is he gonna dissect you or something? Science in that sense?

[iseedeadpeople]

Nah, nothing like that. At least, not yet. He's just fucking around with my DNA or my memories or my DNA's memories or something like that.

[selfished]

.. Y'know, I can't say much about DNA and all that stuff, but.. isn't it s'posed to be bad if you mess around with it?

[dekillerqueen]

I'm afraid you will probably not find help here.

[iseedeadpeople]

Don't worry, gramps, that's become pretty obvious at this point. Company while I wait for them to get sick of me is helpful in its own way. You guys at least seem a tiny bit more fun than the two people I'm with every day, so I'll take it.

[dekillerqueen]

Hmm. You seem quite calm about this.

Agent P filter

[of_action]

[...Evil Science?]

[OOC: Hi! Sorry, I can't remember if I've hit you with Perry or not yet.]

Re: Agent P filter

[iseedeadpeople]

[...Turquoise platypus? Desmond'll just be over here assuming he went completely crazy two games early for no reason.]

[ooc: You haven't actually. Which in retrospect is a sad, sad thing because my other character's. An evil scientist.]

[soulfist]

...Are you a fugitive?

[iseedeadpeople]

Not anymore - now I'm just your run-of-the-mill prisoner of a pharmaceutical company. You know, pretty average kinda guy.

[soulfist]

That's no fun~

[novicius]

...a creepy old man? What did you do, messere?

[iseedeadpeople]

From what I've managed to pick up from his stupid speeches? I was born. I know, it's absolutely despicable and I'm embarrassed to admit I've done such a thing.

[novicius]

Ah, he is that kind of person. [HE GETS THOSE GEEZERS ALL THE TIME.] My apologies, that must be terrible.

[timey_wimey]

Now, why would someone do a thing like that?

[iseedeadpeople]

In the interest of not just saying "Because he can" I'll actually tell you his whole deal so far as I understand it: He needs me to get hooked up to this machine so I can find this thing for him that got discovered during the Crusades. Yes, those Crusades, the ones that happened almost a thousand years ago at this point. And the reason he needs me is because I'm related to the guy who discovered that and evidently that's a big selling point.