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[iseedeadpeople]

Just my luck. The first time I get the ability to contact the outside world, and I get stuck on this website. Really shoulda seen this coming. I don't even know why I'm shocked.

On the off chance that any of you actually are the police: I've been kidnapped by a creepy old man for science, save me.

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[dekillerqueen]

... Not quite.

[iseedeadpeople]

I guess that would get a bit confusing after a while. "Hey what year am I in?" is only funny once.

But why do you even believe him if you think it's so weird?

[dekillerqueen]

I have been in this community for over two years.

In that time, I have seen more than enough.

[iseedeadpeople]

That doesn't sound ominous or anything. You gonna keep being mysterious about it or are you okay with actually going into details about all the shit you've seen?

[dekillerqueen]

I see. You haven't been informed about the viruses yet, then.

[iseedeadpeople]

Well I guess the good news is I'm trapped in a pharmaceutical company so if I get sick they can probably get me something to fix it.

[Here's The Point









Here's Desmond's Head, well below the point.]

[dekillerqueen]

I am not quite referring to those kinds of viruses.

[iseedeadpeople]

You damn well better be because this computer I'm on is hooked up to something that fucks with my brain. A computer virus on this thing would probably end up turning me into a vegetable.

[dekillerqueen]

Well... I am not exactly sure if these are computer viruses either, strictly speaking.

[iseedeadpeople]

Then what kind of viruses are they?

[dekillerqueen]

Well... The name is merely a convention. In truth, they are more of... reality-altering events.

[iseedeadpeople]

Oh, so no big deal then. Good I was starting to worry I'd need to panic.

[dekillerqueen]

My apologies. I'm afraid there is simply no good way to explain this.

[iseedeadpeople]

Yeah, drugs have a tendency to do that. Maybe try explaining again once you stop tripping on bath salts.

[dekillerqueen]

... Excuse me?

[iseedeadpeople]

It's okay, you don't have to explain your reality-altering substances to me. I don't judge people, please don't eat my face.

[dekillerqueen]

I am perfectly sober, young man, and I do not like your tone.

[iseedeadpeople]

Between you and the Italian guy I'm getting all kinds of new parents today.

[dekillerqueen]

Perhaps you should take it as a sign that you need to respect your elders.

[iseedeadpeople]

Maybe I would if they'd given me any reason to respect them.

[dekillerqueen]

Is that so?

... Do be careful with what you ask for.

[iseedeadpeople]

That some kinda threat?

[dekillerqueen]

It could quite easily be.

[iseedeadpeople]

You don't scare me, old man.

[dekillerqueen]

I do hope I will not be forced to change your mind in the future, young man. What is your name?