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[omnomsgods]

[ So Free and Okuu had a little scuffle okay a big fight which eventually led to her taking a good amount of damage. She's been unconscious for some time now- and it looks like she just came to. Her entire right arm is gone, but thankfully both that wound and the bashed in part of her skull has stopped bleeding. By all human standards, she shouldn't even be alive or conscious right now. She's still somewhat dazed, but she manages to speak hoarsely. ]

Scrambled eggs are better. Tch.

[ After a moment: ] Anyone got something to eat? I'll do anything. As long as it's not scrambled eggs.

[ Contradictory, much? Yes. But she lost a bet. And she's not the most graceful of losers. ]

Comments

[omnomsgods]

...It's a lot to me. [ when you only remember the names of two people at home at most. ]

[lotuslegend]

I take it you can't count to 435,239, then?

[omnomsgods]

I know that's a lot less than one mole. Isn't that good enough?

[ stupid but smart at the same time ]

[lotuslegend]

A...mole? Isn't that one of those animals that digs around in the dirt?

[omnomsgods]

Nuh-uh. It's six-point-zero-two-two-one-four-one-seven-nine times ten to the twenty-third.


[ well. strangely enough, this is the only conversation that's distracting her and not unpleasant. ]

[lotuslegend]

...another one of your science things?

[omnomsgods]

It's just a number.

[lotuslegend]

That I highly doubt would get used in everyday life.

[omnomsgods]

I'd give anything for a mole of hard boiled eggs right about now!

[lotuslegend]

No one could eat that many hard-boiled eggs!

[omnomsgods]

I know I would if I could.

[lotuslegend]

...right. You're not human.

[Awkward pause.]

Touche.

[omnomsgods]

[ hey her mood is kinda sorta better now ] No, I'm a Hell Raven. And a pet and a person.


What's a touche?

[lotuslegend]

Right.

Uh. It means...actually, I'm not sure how to define it.

[omnomsgods]

....It better not be an insult.

[lotuslegend]

If I insult someone, I make it clear.

[omnomsgods]

Oh, that'd make things easier.

WHAT IS THAT ICON.............

[lotuslegend]

[Blink. Blink.]

Yeah.

You're not the brightest crayon in the box, are you, Reiuji?

DO YOU LIKE IT

[omnomsgods]

...Why only one crayon?

y......es...........?

[lotuslegend]

It's a metaphor...

[omnomsgods]

...Okay.

[ a meta-what ]

[lotuslegend]

Well, then. We have that settled. [Reimu knows not how to end awkward silences.]

[omnomsgods]

[ but something's still bothering her ] ...What's that red mist?

[lotuslegend]

I'm not sure, actually. But it's a nuisance, I know that.

[omnomsgods]

How is it a nuisance? It's just mist. [ humans annoyed by a little red mist pshaw ]