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[heinz_doof]

You guys use this place when you need help, ja?

I'm in need of it. I'm in a bit of a writer's block... What rhymes with evil. It's very important.

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[glimmerous_fop]

Knievel, weevil, medieval.

[heinz_doof]

Evil... Knievel..
Evil... Weevil...
Evil... Medieval..

Oh! I like that one. Evil, medieval.

Thank you.

Now, to write the rest of this ~evil~ jingle.

[glimmerous_fop]

You're welcome...

So it's a...jingle you're writing?

[heinz_doof]

Ja. An ~evil~ jingle because I can't get this other one out of my head and I figured why not hypnotize people?

[glimmerous_fop]

So you're going to post it when you're finished then?

[heinz_doof]

....You know I never thought about that. But I figure start with THE ENTIRE TRI STATE AREA! And then the WORLD! And the MUTLI VESE!

This way, if I mess up I have something to fall back on.

[glimmerous_fop]

So let me see if I have this straight...you don't mean hypnotize as in to enthrall the masses...you mean hypnotize as to put them into a dazed state.

I have to be clear on that.

[heinz_doof]

~Prickles so green and meat so brown. Lunch time is fun with slushie the clown~

I'm sorry, what was the question. I've had that jingle stuck in my head for like a week.

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[twotailmechanic]

Sometimes.

Let's see.... weasel, weevil, medieval, knievel, anvil, marvel, rival...

I think that's all I can think of on top of my head.

[Video - Locked to Heinz]

[heinz_doof]

Thank you Tails the Two Tailed Fox... Is this locked? Because if it is I'd like to know how you're doing.~

[Video - Locked to Heinz]

[twotailmechanic]

Yep, I locked it just in case. I've been doing alright besides having my old laptop catch on fire, then having to replace it and wait for the community to let me back in.

[Video - Locked to Heinz]

[heinz_doof]

How'd your laptop caught on fire?

Re: [Video - Locked to Heinz]

[twotailmechanic]

I think the battery overheated 'cause when I was using it, it started smoking. I was lucky it didn't start a big one. My house is made of wood and that's bad news.

[Video - Locked to Heinz]

[heinz_doof]

Ah Vey. That is bad news. Don't get yourself killed. Not that I like you or anything.

Re: [Video - Locked to Heinz]

[twotailmechanic]

Because you have to destroy me, right? Don't worry, I'll be fine.

[Video - Locked to Heinz]

[heinz_doof]

That's right. Good! I mean bad.

Re: [Video - Locked to Heinz]

[twotailmechanic]

I get when you mean.

[papshooshing]

GET A FUCKING DICTIONARY OR USE A THESAURUS.

[heinz_doof]

Oh, geez. That's helpful. Not to mention rude. Vasich laus.

You know... I didn't think of that. Oh, doofcus.

[papshooshing]

IF YOU WANTED ME TO BE RUDE, I WOULD HAVE BEEN.
THIS WAS ME BEING INFORMATIVE.

[heinz_doof]

No that was being rude.

[makewayforroze]

That's a strange word to need a rhyming word for.

[heinz_doof]

Why's that?

[makewayforroze]

Are you writing a hero song?

[heinz_doof]

A hero song? I'm an evil scientist. Jesh. Why would I be writing a hero song.

[of_action]

["Busted".]

[heinz_doof]

A teenage girl?!

[of_action]

[Sigh. Hold on. He'll put on the hat.]

[heinz_doof]

Perry the teenage girl? ... This is awkward.. I don't exactly want to fight a girl.. How'd that happen anyways?

[vanessessary]

Still having trouble with the evil jingle, dad?

[heinz_doof]

Would you be willing to help your father out, Vanessa?

[vanessessary]

With an evil jingle.

[heinz_doof]

Ja.

[vanessessary]

Sure. Why not? [because then maybe she can use it to bust him. B|]

[heinz_doof]

Oh, Vanessa you have no idea how happy this makes me.

[vanessessary]

It's just a jingle.

[heinz_doof]

Still~

[nudelikeme]

Primeval and upheaval.

[heinz_doof]

Oh, everyone has to be using their fancy words. Forget it. You know what? I'll just think of another evil scheme. You can't use those words in a jingle... Well you could but it wouldnt be very catchy.

[nudelikeme]

Not many words that fit the bill, don't blame those trying to help.

[heinz_doof]

I'll blame who I want. Preferably not me.