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[tipton]

wAt iz thes?

sad;lf

+ iznt it duck duck gooses??????$

[and then she hits another key and suddenly video feed! all responses will be in video for the sake of everyone's sanity]

Comments

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[parodies]

yea but its not based on the game.

[tipton]

[oh, her keyboard thingy is gone! she waves at the camera before reading the question]

... What's not based on a game?

[parodies]

this place. its not based on duck duck goose.

[tipton]

Then why are there so many ducks?

[mightletyouknowme]

Did you break your computer?

[Rich girl, meet other rich girl.]

[tipton]

Nope. Works fine! It's brand new, daddy gave it to me recently.

... Except for this hideous duck page, of course.

[mightletyouknowme]

Ducks are okay. It could be worse.

[tipton]

I do not even want to imagine.

[makewayforroze]

I'm sorry, what is your question. I may be able to help.

[tipton]

What is this place and how do I get rid of it?

I have my credit card ready and there are shopping sites to browse. I may be able to shop all around the world with this laptop thingy but they still close and open at different times! [except when online shops are 24 hour businesses...]

[makewayforroze]

[Roze has no computers, she doesn't know this.]

It seems to go away once you talk to enough people. Maybe that will help.

[tipton]

But I talk to people all the time.

[sexbastian]

Please tell me you are dyslexic.

[tipton]

You are dyslexic.


... Okay, I don't know what you just made me said but it better not be something hurtful.

[sexbastian]

[oh god lady, you are a riot.] No it's...nevermind.

The the sharpest pencil in the box, are you?

[tipton]

What do pencils have to do with this? It's not like I actually write a lot and if I did, I'd use a pen! It costs more.

Video

[noscruples]

[Yeah, Frank's got nothing but this face for you.]

[tipton]

Oh.... more poor people.

You know, I have this new foundation that I guarantee will hide those wrinkles of yours.

[noscruples]

Excuse me?

[tipton]

Foundation. [she pats her face] Wrinkles. [makes a frowning face before pointing to you, frank]

You.

[swordplay]

Wait? What did you say?

[tipton]

I'm not going to read to you.

[whitechocolate]

It is Duck, Duck, Goose but that's different to what this place is.

[tipton]

So I don't have to pat my computer on the head and wait for it to chase me around?

[whitechocolate]

[That just makes Sam laugh.] No. If you patted it on the head I'm pretty sure nothing would happen.